*plays banjo*

[seiberwing]

Ways You Know You Are Back In Tennessee

The car repair place waiting room has a Bible sitting next to the old magazines.

You mistake a church for a Kroger supermarket and are only convinced otherwise by an easily-missed cross on the window.

Palm-sized spiders crawling up the opposite wall while you're taking a shower are not terrifying invaders of personal space but are merely immigrants to the group of other spiders already congregating in webs on your ceiling.

ALSO: Is The Fear supposed to be aggressively bisexual? All his fanart makes him out to be such, but I can never tell with MGS fandom.

Comments

[faithinfire.livejournal.com]

*punts Tarantulas out of the way* Oh, stop being creepy, spider, or at least go and do it to someone who enjoys it. *peers under bed in turn* Y'okay down there, Cheetor?

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

Cheetor: ...yeah, guess so. Not that I was really scared. *peeks up at, hopeful smile?*