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Title: You All Meet in a Cell
Fandom: Batman (1960s TV Show)
Characters: Riddler, Penguin, Catwoman, Joker
Warnings: None.
Summary: The future Underworld United gets acquainted.
Author’s Note: Originally written for

harleyquinn1517’s birthday, in infirmity no less. I am playing around with 'traditional' canon a little, since backstory's very rare in show canon and what little we do get often contradicts commonly accepted Batcanon. Also the parachute thing? True story.

( I'll get to queer_fest when I feel like it, okay? )

It does my heart good to see pretentious twaddle ripped to shreds by an entire comm.

I'm a writer because I write. It has nothing to do with whether I've created an arbitrary amount of pages, put out an arbitrary amount of blood-sweat-and-tears, or convinced someone to publish my work. And it certainly has nothing to do with whether my output is fanfic or not.

On the other hand, found my evening's entertainment. If this shit doesn't make it to fandom_wank I will be severely disappointed.

Title: Dancing at all Angles
Fandom: Batman (1960s TV Show)
Characters: Riddler/Jane Doe
Warnings: Consensual BDSM, severe egg puns.
Summary: The Gotham nightlife is everything Gotham City isn’t. They like it that way.
Author’s Note: So next time I need to prove to my mom that I’m only writing for myself rather than a mainstream audience, I’ve got something I can point to.

( Sequel to the last one. I'm on another extremely bizarre fandom kick again, it seems. )

Title: Next Ship to New Kaon
Fandom: Transformers: Animated
Characters: Blackarachnia, other Decepticons canon and OC
Warnings: Sexual references, comedic use of sombreros.
Summary: Blackarachnia formally joins the Decepticons. You don’t have to be a freak to be in this army, but it helps.
Author’s Note: The idea for this fic mostly came from long conversations around the breakfast table with

koilungfish and was encouraged by said fish poking me to finish it at every available opportunity. And then I completely ignored it for two years until I found it lying around my hard drive and decided to clean it up and give it a second chance, having forgotten most of the original ideas and just how many references to prostitutes I’d had in here.

( And this time I had the Allspark Almanac as a desk reference. )

Title: Who You Are In The Dark (Part 2)
Fandom: Hogan’s Heroes
Characters: Wilhelm Klink, assorted Heroes.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Angst, mostly.
Summary: In the aftermath of a horrible accident, Klink is forced to confront what kind of man he really is.
Author’s Note: In which I employ a rather common trope in Klinkfic but hopefully pull it off properly. Part 1 can be found here.

( Still not sure what this says about me. )

Title: Rationalization
Fandom: Sherlock
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock/John, OC
Warnings: Consensual strangulation, BDSM themes. Not technically porn but probably NSFW anyway.
Author's Note: I scribbled this down after the viewing/ficbunny creating/random cuddling party at

stupid_drawings's place, you can blame them.

( Please don't think badly of me. )

Title: Who You Are In The Dark (Part 1)
Fandom: Hogan’s Heroes
Characters: Wilhelm Klink, assorted Heroes.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Violence, angst.
Summary: In the aftermath of a horrible accident, Klink is forced to confront what kind of man he really is.
Author’s Note: Yes, I am writing serious Klinkfic. Serious Klinkfic long enough to be divided into two parts. Not sure what this says about me.

( Something good, I hope. )

So I was working my way through a Bioshock 2 LP, out of mild curiosity and a desire to see more of the pretty scenery. And as I do with pretty much every new canon I get my hands on, I started considering potentials for crossovers and AUs. Except this time it kind of exploded.

First I got Ginga to start doing an art piece for Splicer!Byrne/Big Daddy!Badd/Little Sister!Kay.

And then I proceeded to make up some audio diaries for Byrne and Badd. And then that turned into a concept for an entire level design, with Badd as level bosses and two level endings depending on moral choice. And Ginga's done more art of both canine and noncanine varieties and it's all gotten a bit over the top in the good way.

So I figured my flist should see it too. ~~And all my new friends too oHI FRIENDING MEME PEOPLE COME READ MY STUFF AND BOOST MY EGO~~.

Title: The Faraday Cage
Fandom: Ace Attorney
Characters/Pairings: Tyrell Badd(/Byrne Faraday), Kay Faraday, assorted OC Faradays, mentions of others.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mild invocations of the Christmas spirit, angst, spoilers for Investigations.
Summary: Badd and Kay visit Faraday's family for Christmas. Neither group gets the welcome they were expecting.
Author Notes: This is a sequel to The Back-up Plan. I've been working on it on and off for months but I've only just now been motivated to finish it. It's kinda huge.

( Thanks to Ginga for finally giving me a reason to finish it. )

Current Mood: stressed

Man, there's been a lot of complaining in this journal lately. That's not what people want to read when they come to my LJ. No, they want to read about rampant sexual tension amoung law enforcement agents.

Title: Paranoia
Fandom: Ace Attorney
Pairing/characters: Tyrell Badd, Shi-Long Lang, mentioned others
Rating: PG-13
Summary: An old cop and a young cop share a brief moment of loneliness in a crime-riddled world..
Warnings: References to sexual situations.
Author’s Note: This was half kink meme and half because I wanted to make myself write a Badd fic without a single reference to lollipops or Faradays. My next one is to write one where he's not angsting it up all the time, which may prove far more difficult.

( Because the best way to alleviate my angst is to project it onto fictional characters. )

Title: Truth Isn't Sweet, Silence Isn't Golden
Fandom: Ace Attorney
Pairing/characters: Tyrell Badd/Byrne Faraday
Rating: R
Disclaimer: The Ace Attorney series and all related characters and settings belong to Capcom.
Summary: Badd wants some peace and quiet to think about a case. Faraday wants something more exciting. A compromise is found.
Warnings: Sexual content, 60s references.
Author’s Note: Done for a prompt on the kink meme requesting this particular scenario, because apparently I have found my calling in writing nearly all the content in the fandom for this pairing. ~~Someone please prove me wrong. Ideally with links.~~ I...think this might be the first straight-up smut I've ever written, rather than fade-to-blacks or dancing around the issue. Yikes.

( So yeah, my pornginity goes to a quick fling between two middle-aged agents of the law. I am a sad soul. )

Title: House DeMasque
Fandom: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Pairing/characters: Desiree Delite/Ron Delite, Desiree DeLite/Mask*DeMasque
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: The Ace Attorney series and all related characters and settings belong to Capcom.
Summary: How can a mild-mannered sweetheart and roguish master thief possibly be the same person? Desiree isn't quite sure, but she's intent on finding out.
Warnings: Implied sex, criminal behavior
Author’s Note: I did this on a prompt from the PW Kink Meme, hence it being a bit chopp from being done in bits and pieces. Dessie and Ron are quite possibly the only canonical happy and (mostly) stable couple in the entire game series, and when the opportunity for a bit of identity fuck came paired with that fluff I fell in love with the pairing.

( If this is not your thing, don't worry, your regularly unscheduled gay will return soon. )

Title: It’s Not A Sandwich
Fandom: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Pairing/characters: Dick Gumshoe/Miles Edgeworth, Tyrell Badd, The Chief, OCs
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: The Ace Attorney series and all related characters and settings belong to Capcom.
Prompt: 133. Any cop fandom, any character. Being LGBT does not automatically make one an expert on all related topics, but the rest of the team/squad seems to think it should.
Summary: Gumshoe has a hard enough time just doing his job. He doesn’t need people expecting him to know about all this complicated LGBT business just because he’s dating Mr. Edgeworth.
Warnings: Your usual Ace Attorney dose of murder and convoluted plots, nothing you wouldn’t find in the game itself.
Canon Note: Takes place before Ace Attorney Investigations with no spoilers or references to game events, although one minor character is taken from that particular game because he fit the position I was going to devote to an OC. Besides, it’s Badd. He’s awesome. I had to put him in.
Author’s Note: This fic contains a number of inaccuracies related to the real-world legal system and I fully admit to their purposeful existence. This is a canon where one can cross-examine parrots, assault the judge with a whip, and use random stuff you picked off the ground as legitimate evidence, so the AA legal system can pretty much do whatever it wants to in order to get the plot done. Thanks to

flight_wo_wings and

alanahikarichan for reading it over for me!

( This is the real prompt fill, apologies for the confusion. )

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Title: The Back-up Plan
Author:

seiberwing
Fandom: Ace Attorney
Pairing/characters: Tyrell Badd/Byrne Faraday, Kay Faraday, Jacques Portsman, Calisto Yew
Rating: T
Disclaimer: Ace Attorney and associated characters and settings belong to Capcom.
Prompt: Written for

lgbtfest. 371. Any fandom, any same-sex pairing. 'Daytime friends and nighttime lovers/They don't wanna hurt the others/So they love in the nighttime/And shake hands in the light of day' Two coworkers struggle to hide their relationship in the office, where homophobia abounds.
Summary: Detective Badd would have preferred to keep his relationship with Faraday quiet, but there are far more important things at stake now than his reputation.
Warnings: Implied sexual situations, angst, nonsensical legal system.
Author's Notes: Contains spoilers for all cases of Ace Attorney Investigations. I will note that something Kay mentions at the end of Case 4 contradicts the events of this fic--consider it a mild AU, I don't think it highly impacts the plot to have that aspect shifted. (EDIT: Now with sequel!)

( This is a LBGTfest fill, but not my official one. It just caught my eye and it fit Badd and Faraday, so I wrote it on a whim. Turned into...a bigger whim than I expected. )

Current Music: Under a Violet Moon--Blackmore's Night

Title: Pictures of Life
Fandom: Ace Attorney Investigations
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: The Ace Attorney series and all related characters and settings belong to Capcom.
Characters/Pairings: Kay Faraday, Tyrell Badd(/Byrne Faraday, implied), OC
Summary: After the events of Case 4, Kay’s mother comes to pick her up and realizes there’s a lot she didn’t know about her ex-husband.
Warnings: Angst.
Author’s Note: Contains major spoilers for a very important part of the game. If you haven’t played at least up to Case 4 in Ace Attorney Investigations go away and play it before you read this. ~~Go play it even if you aren’t going to read it, really, it’s an awesome game.~~

( Yes, this is the one I wrote while manic. Trust me, it’s been cleaned up a lot since then. )

Someone sent me this review for Where Art Is Helpful. It seems to have been cut off and I'm having a little trouble deciphering what's been left behind.

I really liked this fanfic, I’m an artist myself and that’s what I’m planning on being. I took a Creative Writing class and picked up on a lot. Here’s a few things I spotted in you’re writing. Oh, here we go.

("Keeps you off the streets and so on?" A mild chuckle. "He does seem to be strange as Autobots go--and cute, too! I love his little wheels!" Blitzwing leaned forward and gently touched "Technological Misfortune" with one finger, analyzing the texture and seemingly finding the bumpiness to be very intriguing. Bulkhead tended to use thick paints rather than watercolors, and he hadn't quite figured out a way to keep it from clumping at the end of a
brushstroke.)

I spotted at least three things wrong in that whole paragraph or should I say what should’ve been two sentences. And I spot at least two things wrong with your one sentence, I think I come out ahead. First, NEVER cut off the starting point of a dialogue with a period, always use a comma. Ex (and so on?" A mild chuckle ‘.’ "He does) If you cut off the dialogue that way, you ruin the whole flow of the character speaking. The chuckle is not part of the dialogue, it's a free action before the speaking recommences. This should be obvious by the fact that it's a sentence fragment rather than a description of the talking.

Second, you’re IT'S YOUR OMG SHUT UP comma placement. Ex (finger, analyzing). Technically analyzing something with your finger isn’t all that different. Commas in that situation are only used when you have the character doing a second action different from their first. There is a very big difference between a simple and analysis, Just try rewriting that sentence without a comma, it looks ridiculous and seems to indicate that the finger itself is analyzing rather its owner.

Three, either you were half awake Entirely possible, but I usually edit when I'm more sober. or you were lazy and just clumped everything into one paragraph. Every dialogue should have their own paragraph and every person or situation that’s doing their own thing should get their own too. It was complete randomness turning the spotlight immediately over to Bulkhead from what Blitzwing was doing. ...but there's nothing but Blitzwing in that paragraph! He's doing all the talking and acting.

Also, what happened at the end?

Blitzwing's hand swept out to encompass the rest of the gallery. "Then lead on, trucemaker!"

Again you don’t know where to place your periods and comas. Everyone is fully conscious in this fic, thank you. Instead of the period have a semicolon and give the quote its own paragraph-space. That isn't how semicolons work, not at all. Not knowing how to set up a story right ruins the flow and the feeling for a reader even when they can’t pick up on it. Your fics would be stronger if you took the time to know how to properly arrange it. And your review would be stronger if you were actually reading the fic instead of trying to put it into some sort of proper paragraph generator that has as much accuracy as Babelfish's translator.

I can also see you’re a deep thinker and artist because you put so much depth into your detail. But too much detail throws the reader into complete boredom. It did me. Whaa? Lack of detail is one of my heavy weaknesses, this fic would probably benefit from far more description. I am hardly koilungfish here.

Some writers can pull it off if they make it flow at the same time but SeiberWing, I read your story.But apparently not my name. Why have you randomly capitalized me, it makes me feel dirty inside. I can’t feel any flow in it. I felt the Mary-Sue feeling
but it’s not a character; it’s a writing style of too much artsy-fartsy detail and I feel I’m getting lectured too and reading a writing-style that’s too good to be true. You’re a perfectionist and it shows when you try making your writing style look too perfect and professional that it doesn’t work. My story is so good that it becomes a Mary Sue? I have no idea what's going on in this section.

Either you work on arranging your story better, getting more to the point, and finally putting good flow into your sentences or you don’t

And it just cuts off there and I am left very confused. My fic is either written too well or not well enough, and may be jumbled or perfectionist. And she liked it but just couldn't get into it.

Title: The Night Train to Paris
Fandom: Hogan’s Heroes
Pairing: Marya/Tiger
Summary: Contains ~~icky girls~~ femmeslash.
Rating: PG for kissing and Marya being Marya.
Disclaimer: Hogan’s Heroes and its characters do not belong to me.
Author's Note: Many thanks go to

athena_crikey for translating the French for me, she is awesome and you should read her stuff too. Crossposted to

hogans_heroes and the slash-specific

inthetunnels.

( I think this might actually be the fandom's first femmeslash fic. It's certainly mine. )

Title: Where Art Is Helpful
Summary: A set of familiar faces shows up to Bulkhead’s art exhibition and Bulkhead has no idea how to handle him.
Rating: G, no spoilers
Author’s Note: Drabble done for

blinkinghell, in gratitude for her gift of bitty ships, and posted about ten minutes before I jet off to the airport. I heard you liek Bulkheads, so I wrote you a Bulkhead. Credit also goes to

alanahikarichan for providing inspiration and some of Bulkhead’s dialogue.

( Based on, like, three panels of the TFA: Arrival comic. )

vani_nessa has created a most winful and lulzy guide to why Scourge is awesome. I fully insist that everyone read it, because it may help spread the love for this much-maligned tracker.

To aid in this, I will provide a small ficlet that I did for my

damned app.

( Scourge starts to know what Cassandra felt like... )

Current Music: Lordi-Devil Is A Loser

I'm stealing the 28 fics meme off

vani_nessa, because I need something to keep me busy while I pretend that Descartes' Error doesn't exist and I don't need to be starting a book report about it. This one's for Scourge, because mustasched individuals seem to be in my head right now and he's the most popular one on my flist.

Here's the twist: they're AUs. You can suggest any AU you want of any flavor (yes, even the dreaded high school AU) from either ones I've written before or ones you came up with off the top of your head. Just pick a theme and give me something to work with.

( The prompts. )

Current Location: The bottom floor counts as the first floor, damnit.
Current Music: I'd rather not say.

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We return to the world of camp.

But is it writing?

(no subject)

Blast from the Past.

More niche fandom.

My brain is full of god knows what.

Thanks go to Alana once again for betaing this weirdness

I should probably put this here already.

Yes, I changed the title.

I need to do more of this.

The kink meme invigorates my urges.

Zvarri!

It's Not A Sandwich

I need me some AAI icons.

In which I fandom-hop once more.

Because fanficrants gets enough review complaints as it is.

Hey, it's a thing without robots. How weird is that?

Relaxing fic.

Respect the beard!

Work, work, work.