*plays banjo*

[seiberwing]

Ways You Know You Are Back In Tennessee

The car repair place waiting room has a Bible sitting next to the old magazines.

You mistake a church for a Kroger supermarket and are only convinced otherwise by an easily-missed cross on the window.

Palm-sized spiders crawling up the opposite wall while you're taking a shower are not terrifying invaders of personal space but are merely immigrants to the group of other spiders already congregating in webs on your ceiling.

ALSO: Is The Fear supposed to be aggressively bisexual? All his fanart makes him out to be such, but I can never tell with MGS fandom.

Comments

[triedthistwice.livejournal.com]

Palm-sized spiders crawling up the opposite wall while you're taking a shower are not terrifying invaders of personal space but are merely immigrants to the group of other spiders already congregating in webs on your ceiling.

See icon.

[bumblebee-1983.livejournal.com]

LOL

I've grown up in Tennessee and never have seen a Bible sitting next to old magazines in the car repair place.

Always in doctor's offices though. Maybe that's a sign. LOL

I'll have to look closer at Kroger.

Don't *even* get me started on the insects. *shudder*

[blinkinghell.livejournal.com]

Tennessee! I know nothing, but I like the name and I think it's one of the parts of America with the awesome accents and Jack Daniels!

[lonescorpion.livejournal.com]

When it comes to Metal Gear Solid, if Capcom did write any of the characters to have a sexual orientation one way or the other (or both bays), it was probably completely by accident.

[someidiot.livejournal.com]

Keep paddling! I hear banjos!

[poptartodoom.livejournal.com]

I'm glad that you have an appreciation of the spiders, because lord knows I don't. We're in brown recluse territory here and my old apartment was full of them, what with being underground and all. *shudders* I try to be patient with the little house spiders, seems how they're doing their civic duty of keeping the house pest-free, but anything that big would require a great deal of screaming and whatever large object was close at hand for a quick dispatch. And then probably some more screaming. O_o;;;

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

My basement is a spider convention. If they start showing up with kitty ears, clutching their yaoi manga and wearing signs that say 'Glomp Me!', I'm going to be very perturbed.