*plays banjo*

[seiberwing]

Ways You Know You Are Back In Tennessee

The car repair place waiting room has a Bible sitting next to the old magazines.

You mistake a church for a Kroger supermarket and are only convinced otherwise by an easily-missed cross on the window.

Palm-sized spiders crawling up the opposite wall while you're taking a shower are not terrifying invaders of personal space but are merely immigrants to the group of other spiders already congregating in webs on your ceiling.

ALSO: Is The Fear supposed to be aggressively bisexual? All his fanart makes him out to be such, but I can never tell with MGS fandom.

Comments

[triedthistwice.livejournal.com]

Palm-sized spiders crawling up the opposite wall while you're taking a shower are not terrifying invaders of personal space but are merely immigrants to the group of other spiders already congregating in webs on your ceiling.

See icon.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

*always has nice crop of spiders*

[bumblebee-1983.livejournal.com]

LOL

I've grown up in Tennessee and never have seen a Bible sitting next to old magazines in the car repair place.

Always in doctor's offices though. Maybe that's a sign. LOL

I'll have to look closer at Kroger.

Don't *even* get me started on the insects. *shudder*

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Every doctor's office has one of those illustrated Bibles.

And I like the insects!

[bumblebee-1983.livejournal.com]

Yuppers!

The insects creep me out. yick!

[blinkinghell.livejournal.com]

Tennessee! I know nothing, but I like the name and I think it's one of the parts of America with the awesome accents and Jack Daniels!

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Accents, yes. Awesome, debatable.

Jack, definitely yes.

[blinkinghell.livejournal.com]

Hahaha I bet it's awesome :| All kinda...southern and stuff.

Jack sends me things in the post ^_^ *signed up to the newsletter*

[bumblebee-1983.livejournal.com]

Jack Daniels FTW!

[lonescorpion.livejournal.com]

When it comes to Metal Gear Solid, if Capcom did write any of the characters to have a sexual orientation one way or the other (or both bays), it was probably completely by accident.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

...yeah, point.

[fireholly.livejournal.com]

a) Konami

b) Vamp

c) guilty pleasure

[someidiot.livejournal.com]

Keep paddling! I hear banjos!

[poptartodoom.livejournal.com]

I'm glad that you have an appreciation of the spiders, because lord knows I don't. We're in brown recluse territory here and my old apartment was full of them, what with being underground and all. *shudders* I try to be patient with the little house spiders, seems how they're doing their civic duty of keeping the house pest-free, but anything that big would require a great deal of screaming and whatever large object was close at hand for a quick dispatch. And then probably some more screaming. O_o;;;

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

With the big ones you at least know where you stand. It's the small ones you can't trust.

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

My basement is a spider convention. If they start showing up with kitty ears, clutching their yaoi manga and wearing signs that say 'Glomp Me!', I'm going to be very perturbed.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

*dies of lol*

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

*resuscitate! resuscitate!*

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

*rises!*

*goes and possesses your socks*

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

...This will make doing laundry awkward.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

*returns your socks*

There must be something worthwhile I can lurk around. Bedsheets are just so tacky.

[faithinfire.livejournal.com]

ZOMG, Tarantulas with a "free hugs" sign...

*runs!*

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

Cheetor: *dives under the bed and does not come out*

[faithinfire.livejournal.com]

Tarantulas: *woe, no hugs?* *peers under bed, come out and play, little cat...*

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

Cheetor: *ears flat to his skull* *I don't like your idea of playing.*

[faithinfire.livejournal.com]

*punts Tarantulas out of the way* Oh, stop being creepy, spider, or at least go and do it to someone who enjoys it. *peers under bed in turn* Y'okay down there, Cheetor?

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

Cheetor: ...yeah, guess so. Not that I was really scared. *peeks up at, hopeful smile?*