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Title: Who You Are In The Dark (Part 2)
Fandom: Hogan’s Heroes
Characters: Wilhelm Klink, assorted Heroes.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Angst, mostly.
Summary: In the aftermath of a horrible accident, Klink is forced to confront what kind of man he really is.
Author’s Note: In which I employ a rather common trope in Klinkfic but hopefully pull it off properly. Part 1 can be found here.

( Still not sure what this says about me. )

Title: The Night Train to Paris
Fandom: Hogan’s Heroes
Pairing: Marya/Tiger
Summary: Contains icky girls femmeslash.
Rating: PG for kissing and Marya being Marya.
Disclaimer: Hogan’s Heroes and its characters do not belong to me.
Author's Note: Many thanks go to athena_crikey for translating the French for me, she is awesome and you should read her stuff too. Crossposted to hogans_heroes and the slash-specific inthetunnels.

( I think this might actually be the fandom's first femmeslash fic. It's certainly mine. )

After watching "Permission to Escape, Sir" (the only episode that directly involves Carter's relationship with a woman, as mentioned here), I'm left with a different impression of Carter's mentality towards women and sexual attraction as a whole. Unfortunately, this doesn't really clear up the matter of his actual sexuality.
( More of me taking media analysis a bit too far. )

Also, Klink could not be more slashy with Hogan if he tried, and I'm not completely convinced he isn't. He gets depressed in the middle of the night and what does he do? He goes down to the barracks, wakes up Hogan, and mentions that he was feeling upset and wants to talk to him, colonel to colonel. Then they go to Hogan's room, he sits on the bed and mournfully pours out that he knows he's a failure and he hates it and the expression on his face is practically begging for a hug. Hogan mostly snarks at him about it, because I'm pretty sure he's a lady's man to the end and is a bit uncomfortable with the situation, but it's still so cute it hurts.

I don't know what it is. Maybe it's some deep-rooted Jewish inclination to laugh at our oppressors and our misfortunes, if only to keep from crying, maybe it's just that complex plots combined with hilarity and banter tends to be my comedic weak spot.

But I managed to find Hogan's Heroes on YouTube and I'm fangirling like a mad thing after a mere four episodes. Anyone capable of managing to hide a tank in a set of prison barracks is made of win, and Sergeant Schulz is adorable to the point that I want to give him hugs and apple turnovers.

So...yeah. Lol nazis.