we've thawed mariah out, it's time
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[ SECRET POST #6893 ]
Nov. 19th, 2025 08:10 pmcase posting in fandomsecretsβ Secret Post #6893 β
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text ya later babe
Nov. 19th, 2025 06:47 pmsundaybestsocks posting in bakerstreet
love letters + shipping texts meme
the "hear me out," meme.
Nov. 19th, 2025 01:54 pmsockems posting in bakerstreet
the "hear me out," meme
RULES!
π Comment with your character. No blank comments! Instead, your character has been forced to list their wildest "hear me out," character crushes. Cartoons, icons, low-key monstrfkr and more. Cake style or otherwise. Please link to images so the post doesn't get laggy! Treat it like a network leak or a search history betrayal.
π Reply to others, using what they've provided to build up a thread. Profit.
π Comment with your character. No blank comments! Instead, your character has been forced to list their wildest "hear me out," character crushes. Cartoons, icons, low-key monstrfkr and more. Cake style or otherwise. Please link to images so the post doesn't get laggy! Treat it like a network leak or a search history betrayal.
π Reply to others, using what they've provided to build up a thread. Profit.
just one thing
Nov. 19th, 2025 02:26 pmmcmemeface posting in bakerstreet
Because nobody's perfect!
HOW TO PLAY
βΊ Forget those blank comments, info in the subject, usual memes. In this meme, we use the subject line to put the one thing our characters would change about themselves whether they'd usually admit it to anyone or not. Their choice can be a physical, mental, or emotional one, a personality trait, a past mistake or choice, whichever's the most dramatic.
βΊ Then: welcome to the peanut gallery! Everybody else comments.
βΊ You know that's the meme.
HOW TO PLAY
βΊ Forget those blank comments, info in the subject, usual memes. In this meme, we use the subject line to put the one thing our characters would change about themselves whether they'd usually admit it to anyone or not. Their choice can be a physical, mental, or emotional one, a personality trait, a past mistake or choice, whichever's the most dramatic.
βΊ Then: welcome to the peanut gallery! Everybody else comments.
βΊ You know that's the meme.
Fmk
Nov. 19th, 2025 06:27 amvibez posting in bakerstreetFUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist
You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.
how to play
β Do the comment do.
β Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
β Rinse. Repeat. βΎοΈ
a game with a twist
You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.
how to play
β Do the comment do.
β Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
β Rinse. Repeat. βΎοΈ
Jail
Nov. 19th, 2025 05:50 ampicturethat posting in bakerstreet  +1 hardcore, x100 guilt |
| Part of the appeal of the (under)age difference kink, as in legal-aged characters being involved with those that are underage, is how absolutely taboo and fucked up it is in most cultures. Romance is nice, but let's be honest; it's messed up, even if there is a romantic element. And that's what makes it fun. This meme is for nitty, gritty, not always pretty side of underage. You can play the psychological angles of both sides, whether their actions makes the older party tormented for their decision, and all the filthy, dirty, guilty, and sexy facets this kink can offer. But my character is a good dude and would never _____! Well, you can always say it's a moment of weakness, they didn't think, aliens made them do it, emotions made them do it - or say fuck it, it's a meme. Make them feel guilty about it later. But my character is underage and I want them to be the older party. Age them up or play against someone younger. ( more under here + prompts ) |
[ SECRET POST #6892 ]
Nov. 18th, 2025 06:45 pmcase posting in fandomsecretsβ Secret Post #6892 β
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WHAT DID YOU EAT YESTERDAY? a show and tell meme
Nov. 18th, 2025 02:07 pmtorine posting in bakerstreet
Never ever again
Nov. 18th, 2025 05:28 pmforthememes posting in bakerstreet
ANTI-BUCKET LIST MEME
To spin a twist on the bucket list tradition, list something your character doesn't want to experience again. No blank comments! I will delete them.
In your bed!
Nov. 18th, 2025 05:13 pmmcmemeface posting in bakerstreetSomeone Is Sleeping in My Bed!
It's morning somewhere. But maybe not for you -- A little too late to be sleeping but y'know what? That's okay. People nap. Sometimes the bed is oh so cozy and you want to snuggle under a blanket and sleep forever. And you don't care if it's your bed or not. You're going to sleep. Like a boss.
Too bad someone doesn't agree.
Rules
The Poster is the character who is asleep.
The Responder is the one who discovers the sleeper.
Therefore, the Responder must do one of three things
I. Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threader, whatever.) Go to Random and Roll.
a. Wake them up - You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
b. Happy Awakening - Such a shame they're so deep asleep when you're in the mood. How about a nice wake up call? (if you don't like smut, keep this to cuddles, kisses, hugs, or reroll)
c. Prank! - Oh, this has just got to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
d. Let them Sleep - Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.
II. Decide you have NO CLUE who this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.) Go to Random and Roll.
a. Scream 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' - While this is probably the default reaction, it's a pretty honest one.
b. Prank! - What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
c. Gently wake them up - Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
d. Get to Know them NON-Biblically - Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed.
e. Tie 'em up - FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.
III. Decide - f**k the police. You hear me right. F**k 'em.
You move forward and make your own fate!
picture β‘ ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½
Nov. 18th, 2025 08:04 amsarabi posting in bakerstreet
shipping picture prompts
| o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level. o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs! o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients. |
link 'em: embed 'em: shrink 'em: |
The new sexts* and bob will return in bakerstreet doomsday
Nov. 18th, 2025 06:38 aminuyasock posting in bakerstreet
the phone sex +
sexting meme
sexting meme
what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires. |
Confessions
Nov. 17th, 2025 05:51 pmmadmeemey posting in bakerstreet
the confession meme
RULES!
π Comment with your character. No blank comments! Instead, your character has been forced to admit something. Anything. A silly secret, a deep, dark confession they've ruminated over for years, it's all up to you.
π Reply to others, using what they've provided to build up a thread.
π Comment with your character. No blank comments! Instead, your character has been forced to admit something. Anything. A silly secret, a deep, dark confession they've ruminated over for years, it's all up to you.
π Reply to others, using what they've provided to build up a thread.
[ SECRET POST #6891 ]
Nov. 17th, 2025 05:06 pmcase posting in fandomsecretsβ Secret Post #6891 β
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Ring on it
Nov. 17th, 2025 12:32 pmpicturethat posting in bakerstreetwhy should i marry you? π meme
Imagine, if you will, a world where you must convince someone to marry your character. What do they bring to the hypothetical table that is sure to win all comers? That world is this world. It's this meme. You have one shot to marry off your character. ONE subject line. The rest of their life depends on it. Their life depends on it!
(Am I implying they'll die if they don't get someone to marry them? Well. I'm not-not saying a painful end will come their way...
Don't hold me to anything. Just plead a case! You don't have time to worry about the specifics, do you?)
how to play:
- What it says.
- Why should ANYONE marry your character?
- Put it. Go ooooon. Put it.
- So. Volunteers? Anyone out there?
Give you this gift
Nov. 17th, 2025 08:52 ammaytheshipsbewithyou posting in bakerstreet |
We have the pregnancy and pregnant smut meme, but this meme is for the act of impregnation, which is a kink in and of itself, especially when lots of focus is given to in through narration and dialogue. And of course it's a versatile kink, lending itself well to consensual, vanilla, non-con, and many many other things. And there's mpreg, too! Let's cut to the chase: this is a meme about impregnation, whether it's the doing or the getting. There are prompts for all tastes, even those who just enjoy the idea and not the reality. HOW? * Comment with your character, preferences, and anything else. Also include if you want your character to be doing the impregnating or want to be the one impregnated. ( prompts ) |
Splooosh
Nov. 17th, 2025 08:27 amvibez posting in bakerstreetthe intimate bathing meme;   |
Grooming is an important part of many species' rituals. It keeps them clean, healthy, and content. And a good bath? It can change the whole tone of a day from terrible to relaxed and blissful. But nudity is sometimes viewed as a weakness - and it is almost always sexualized - so bathing is often kept a private matter. If you do share these moments with someone, they're almost always a significant other or a sexual partner. Like you're doing now. Whether it be after a battle or after sex (or before sex, even), the two of you are going to get clean. Be sure to help each other out with that, won't you? After all, there are places on the back that just can't be reached... HOW TO PLAY:
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MOST ATTRACTIVE FEATURE
Nov. 16th, 2025 07:38 pmthefreakout posting in bakerstreet
β± Comment with your character. Feel free to include a link to a picture of them at their best/most flattering/cutest/beautiful/handsome/most appealing/etc.
β± Other characters areforced to ~~gently compelled~~ to admit the one part of yours they find the most attractive. Hair? Eyes? Muscles? That height? That mole? That ass...umption that they're a great person?
β± Your character now has to flip all the scripts and fess up to others.
β± Rinse. Repeat. Regret.
β± Of course, if they're boring, some people might be drawn to a personality trait over a physical one.
β± But that cute smile, tho. Lemme swoon.
β± Other characters are
β± Your character now has to flip all the scripts and fess up to others.
β± Rinse. Repeat. Regret.
β± Of course, if they're boring, some people might be drawn to a personality trait over a physical one.
β± But that cute smile, tho. Lemme swoon.
[ SECRET POST #6890 ]
Nov. 16th, 2025 03:26 pmcase posting in fandomsecretsβ Secret Post #6890 β
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[Genshin Impact]
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