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[seiberwing]

So I heard about this new movie that's coming out. It's about a woman who gets into a relationship with a guy who is, despite the hot sex, a bit on the clingy side. When she tries to dump him, the guy makes her life hell with what can only be described as "super powers". He throws a shark into her apartment, destroys her car and other bits of property, and directly threatens her life until she gets back together with him. Quite terrifying, no?"

Oh, wait, I switched the genders by accident.

Seriously, how can anyone think this crap is comedy? It's abuse made trivial.

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[newagelink.livejournal.com]

For the same reason Ultimate Fighting Champion is a smash hit, for the same reason people continue to watch television, despite its mind-numbing stupidity, for the same reason people reject freely-given education.

Slipknot wrote a song about it, it's called "People = Shit".

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

This is why I watch cartoons. They have more intelligence in one of Optimus Prime's cheesy lines than they do in the whole of reality TV.

[newagelink.livejournal.com]

Agreed.