Starscreams? In my vagina?

[seiberwing]

This was a conversation with vani_nessa spurred by a discussion of the rather disturbing "Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose" in dragonvianknight's IJ.



[00:36] Seiber: http://dragovianknight.insanejournal.com/594361.html *gives fearsome nudity*
[00:37] Vanessa: ... *dares to tread onward*
[00:40] Seiber: *supports courageously*
[00:41] Vanessa: ... why is it when I see "PLEASE DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK" I am deeply tempted to do otherwise...
[00:42] Seiber: It's not horrible.
[00:42] Vanessa: *clicks*
[00:42] Vanessa: ... ah, that's nothing.
[00:43] Vanessa: *cackles madly at "Your Vagina is Haunted"*
[00:43] Seiber: That is really, really hard to top.
[00:44] Vanessa: I just... I can't believe it.
[00:44] Seiber: Tarot is really, really weird.
[00:44] Vanessa: So I'm learning...
[00:45] Seiber: Incredibly so.
[00:47] Vanessa: That line is going to stick with me for awhile.
[00:47] Vanessa: It's rather epic.
[00:48] Seiber: It sounds like... the worse horror story ever.
[00:48] Vanessa: Truly.
[00:50] Seiber: That or the worst comedy ever.
[00:51] Vanessa: I wouldn't give them that much credit.
[00:51] Seiber: Well, its' porn pretending to not be porn.
[00:52] Vanessa: Always makes me feel a bit cheated.
[00:52] Seiber: I'm more insulted/amused than cheated, here. I don't mind porn with plot, but it's porn with plot wedging its way in.
[00:53] Vanessa: Well, I meant that concept itself - but yeah, I share the sentiment.
[00:53] Vanessa: Very poor plot at that.
[00:53] Seiber: It's all fluffy wiccan-ish garbage.
[00:56] Vanessa: I believe it.
[00:57] Seiber: And yet...I can't stop looking.
[00:58] Vanessa: like a train wreck?
[00:58] Seiber: A naked train wreck.
[00:59] Vanessa: *sporfles*
[00:59] Vanessa: with haunted vaginas.
[00:59] Seiber: Astrotain: *aaaagh*
[01:00] Vanessa: PFFFFT
[01:00] Seiber: Astrotrain wants Starscream out of his vagina.
[01:00] Vanessa: LOL
[01:00] Seiber: ...I cannot believe I just typed that.
[01:01] Vanessa: "Starscream? In my vagina?"
"It's more likely than you think!"
[01:01] Vanessa: *cracking up*
[01:01] Vanessa: I... think that is one of the best sentences I've ever seen.
[01:02] Seiber: Certainly one of the best today.
[01:02] Vanessa: My laughter dies down, then I read it again and crack up.
[01:03] Seiber: It's just one of those things that is automatically funny.
[01:03] Seiber: Although one has to wonder what Starscream's doing in there.
[01:04] Vanessa: ... well, it is /Starscream/.
[01:05] Seiber: *is not sure what you're implying*
[01:07] Vanessa: Really? XD With his record... it doesn't exactly shock me.
[01:08] Seiber: Oh, what kink won't he try?
[01:08] Vanessa: Precisely.
[01:09] Vanessa: Astrotrain doesn't like to experiment like this, however.
[01:09] Seiber: HE doesn't completely have a choice.
[01:10] Seiber: *...hey, I still have some booze left. Awesome.*
[01:11] Vanessa: ... need to numb the effects of this subject matter here? XD
[01:11] Seiber: No, just happy that I still have some left. I thought I was out.

Comments

[kagirinaiyume.livejournal.com]

............
*SNRRRRRRRRRRRK* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! XD

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

Astrotrain: I have to get out of here! My vagina is haunted! D:

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Possibly he needs to apply the Matrix to his vagina.

...Roddy will not be pleased.

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

Sit on my chest and tell me that you love me?

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Astrotrain doesn't love him. He just says that to get him into bed.

[gamagatchi.livejournal.com]

OH. MY. GAWD.

I...

Wow at me not being the only person familiar with Tarot, first of all. I was starting to wonder...

Also: I just died laughing. Srsly.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Tarot is special. In a special way.

[mauzzsi.livejournal.com]

Lulz? In this Journal!?

it's more likely than you think.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

I should hope so!

[mauzzsi.livejournal.com]

indeed

[jill-dragon.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! *pauses for breath - cracks up again*

Feeeear the haunted vagina, lol! Sooooo does this mean Astrotrain has to get a Vagina Exorcist? XDDDD

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

*points up* Well, the closest thing we have is Roddy. We're not sure if he'll fit.

[koilungfish.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I've long had this lurking titbit of Koiverse info that Astrotrain has chronic VD. I always assumed it was just Sideways ;)

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Why does Astrotrian have chronic VD?

[koilungfish.livejournal.com]

I don't know, it just feels right for the character.

[flight-wo-wings.livejournal.com]

You have to get out of here. Your vagina is haunted.

So that's what insane writing looks like. XD I'm with the reviewer; we've crossed the literary event horizon here.

(also loled at the bits about Astrotrain, Starscream, and Roddy)

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Oh, Tarot went beyond that quite a while ago.

[catraven.livejournal.com]

Wow. I ... what ... um ...

Wow.

I'm not sure the literary event horizon is in the same *solar system* anymore.

Starscream in Astrotrain's vagina? AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Rodimus! You have to get out of here! His vagina is HAUNTED!

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

It does bring up the question of how one escapes from their own vagina.