Starscreams? In my vagina?

[seiberwing]

This was a conversation with vani_nessa spurred by a discussion of the rather disturbing "Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose" in dragonvianknight's IJ.



[00:36] Seiber: http://dragovianknight.insanejournal.com/594361.html *gives fearsome nudity*
[00:37] Vanessa: ... *dares to tread onward*
[00:40] Seiber: *supports courageously*
[00:41] Vanessa: ... why is it when I see "PLEASE DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK" I am deeply tempted to do otherwise...
[00:42] Seiber: It's not horrible.
[00:42] Vanessa: *clicks*
[00:42] Vanessa: ... ah, that's nothing.
[00:43] Vanessa: *cackles madly at "Your Vagina is Haunted"*
[00:43] Seiber: That is really, really hard to top.
[00:44] Vanessa: I just... I can't believe it.
[00:44] Seiber: Tarot is really, really weird.
[00:44] Vanessa: So I'm learning...
[00:45] Seiber: Incredibly so.
[00:47] Vanessa: That line is going to stick with me for awhile.
[00:47] Vanessa: It's rather epic.
[00:48] Seiber: It sounds like... the worse horror story ever.
[00:48] Vanessa: Truly.
[00:50] Seiber: That or the worst comedy ever.
[00:51] Vanessa: I wouldn't give them that much credit.
[00:51] Seiber: Well, its' porn pretending to not be porn.
[00:52] Vanessa: Always makes me feel a bit cheated.
[00:52] Seiber: I'm more insulted/amused than cheated, here. I don't mind porn with plot, but it's porn with plot wedging its way in.
[00:53] Vanessa: Well, I meant that concept itself - but yeah, I share the sentiment.
[00:53] Vanessa: Very poor plot at that.
[00:53] Seiber: It's all fluffy wiccan-ish garbage.
[00:56] Vanessa: I believe it.
[00:57] Seiber: And yet...I can't stop looking.
[00:58] Vanessa: like a train wreck?
[00:58] Seiber: A naked train wreck.
[00:59] Vanessa: *sporfles*
[00:59] Vanessa: with haunted vaginas.
[00:59] Seiber: Astrotain: *aaaagh*
[01:00] Vanessa: PFFFFT
[01:00] Seiber: Astrotrain wants Starscream out of his vagina.
[01:00] Vanessa: LOL
[01:00] Seiber: ...I cannot believe I just typed that.
[01:01] Vanessa: "Starscream? In my vagina?"
"It's more likely than you think!"
[01:01] Vanessa: *cracking up*
[01:01] Vanessa: I... think that is one of the best sentences I've ever seen.
[01:02] Seiber: Certainly one of the best today.
[01:02] Vanessa: My laughter dies down, then I read it again and crack up.
[01:03] Seiber: It's just one of those things that is automatically funny.
[01:03] Seiber: Although one has to wonder what Starscream's doing in there.
[01:04] Vanessa: ... well, it is /Starscream/.
[01:05] Seiber: *is not sure what you're implying*
[01:07] Vanessa: Really? XD With his record... it doesn't exactly shock me.
[01:08] Seiber: Oh, what kink won't he try?
[01:08] Vanessa: Precisely.
[01:09] Vanessa: Astrotrain doesn't like to experiment like this, however.
[01:09] Seiber: HE doesn't completely have a choice.
[01:10] Seiber: *...hey, I still have some booze left. Awesome.*
[01:11] Vanessa: ... need to numb the effects of this subject matter here? XD
[01:11] Seiber: No, just happy that I still have some left. I thought I was out.