In which I am silly.

[seiberwing]

This little snippet is...mostly my fault, although navigatorsghost gave me the original idea for Blackheart and the Hidden using instant messenger for certain slashy purposes. No, I don't know how Blackheart got an internet connection down there or how the Hidden got laptops. Just go with it.



Session Start (bloodstone:hellchat2)
Stormcaller: Welcome in.
Bloodstone: Why do we need a second chat again? Thought we were having enough fun in the first one, what with what you’re doing to Wallow.
Neverfallen_666: So we can make fun of Wallow behind his back.
Bloodstone: Ah.
Stormcaller: brb
Neverfallen_666: So has he evaporated yet?
Bloodstone: Heh, getting there.
Stormcaller: *back from the other room*
Stormcaller: Wallow has a bucket. *smirks*
Neverfallen_666: Literally?
Stormcaller: Yep. Apparently you’re just that good, even with text.
Neverfallen_666: Hah! *goes back to making him squirm* Of course I am. I'm me.
Stormcaller: Can't say anyone's tried to dispute that, no.
Bloodstone: So who’s this morningstar18 guy who’s been lurking about in the chat?
Neverfallen_666: No idea. Picked him up in some other chatroom a few days ago, figured he looked interesting. He says he’s some goth kid in high school and he’s got a screenname to match, but I’m not buying it. He’s got decent grammar and he thinks ‘brb’ is the sound you make right before you drown.
Bloodstone: *eyes Wallow* Might not be too far off the bat with that one.
Stormcaller: This is why I think we need webcams. *passes around the liquor*
Bloodstone: *has been suspicious of your drinks ever since you blew up that still in Georgia*
Stormcaller: That was an accident and you know it.
*** You have been disconnected. ***
Session Close (hellchat2)

Session Start (bloodstone:hellchat2)
Bloodstone: Fuck. Thing booted me off AIM for no damn reason. I miss anything important?
Stormcaller: That’s putting it mildly.
Bloodstone: And where’s Blackheart? Says he signed off while I was gone.
Stormcaller: He did. Apparently he has to go take over Hell now.
Bloodstone: Right now? *confused*
Stormcaller: That or go find a nice firepit to hide in for the next millennium.
Bloodstone: Why?
Stormcaller: …look, lemme just repost from hellchat for you.
Stormcaller: morningstar18: I think I may have to sign off for now. Take care, the lot of you.
Stormcaller: Kay.
Neverfallen_666: Night.
Hiddendepths: *waves*
morningstar18: And the same to you, dear boys.
*** morningstar18 has left the chat.
Hiddendepths: We’re dropping like flies now. First Gressil and now him.
Neverfallen_666: Where’s he get off calling me ‘dear boy’?
Stormcaller: I suppose this proves he’s older than he says he is.
Neverfallen_666: Only person who’s ever called me that my father.
Neverfallen_666: …DAMNIT!
*** Neverfallen_666 has left the chat
Bloodstone: Wait, so he was…Him?
Stormcaller: Yep.
Bloodstone: …fuck.
Stormcaller: Pretty much.

Comments

[ravenclaw-devi.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Thanks?

[navigatorsghost.livejournal.com]

...if it makes you feel any better, I'm still giggling. *love*

We should totally write more of these.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

*happy squee!* Well, what did you have in mind?

[navigatorsghost.livejournal.com]

*snugs!*

Well, I kinda want to know what was going on in the other chat before Meph gave himself away, for one thing.

(...I just had this image of Meph talking to someone else - I dunno who - in another window and going "argh, I wish I hadn't set up a sockpuppet account to spy on my offspring, I'm finding out things I never wanted to know...")

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

...oh, that. Um. Not sure how much I'm up to Blackheart-level pornings.

It's a fun idea, but I have no idea who he'd be ranting at. Another high-level demon, probably (well, I'm not quite sure he could have figured out the internet on his own, anyway).

[navigatorsghost.livejournal.com]

Well if you don't want to, maybe I could try...?

The cliched option would be God, of course - or one of the archangels who he's kept in touch with. I rather like the idea that IM conversations aren't covered by the laws of Heaven and Hell and are therefore faction-independent. ^_^

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Eeeee?

That'd actually be extremely amusing, come to think of it. Although now my brain's wondering if there's a patron angel/demon of the Internet.

[navigatorsghost.livejournal.com]

*thinks* I'll see what I can do...

And I have no idea. There's probably a patron saint of it, at least - the Catholics are pretty good at keeping up to date on saints.

There's probably some demon responsible for communications, though. Or possibly Satan himself is the patron of the Internet, since it's supposed to be the Devil who makes work for idle hands, and, well... >.>

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

*happynesses!*

And the internet is for porn, after all. <_< As for saints, I'll poke about or something. I imagine Heaven won't be too fussed that Blackheart's doing something besides hostile takerovering to keep himself amused.

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

*splorflegigglefit*

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

^_____^

[lunatron.livejournal.com]

...this is so awesome.

The Internet: Where men are demons and Goth boys are your father.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

*cackles* I should put that as my IM away message or something.