seiberwing

I seem to have the odd hobby of occasionally going into the library, searching the electronic catalogue for the most random subjects ("horror movies", "dvil worship" or "psychology of freaks", for example) and then poking around that section for a good half hour or more.

The problem is that most of the time texts on even the most interesting of topics come out extremely dry and boring. I'd like to find whoever decided that intellectual meant dull and slap them with a wet fish.

And, to my great chagrin, "Entertaining Satan" was not a how-to guide. Very frustrating.

EDIT: Because I haven't got enough memes as it is.

What do you think are the quote-unquote "trademarks" of the fiction that I write? What type of themes or characterization notes or quirks keep on manifesting in my writing? Essentially, what do you think is a stereotypically "seiberwing" way of writing fic?