LOL fundies.

[seiberwing]

Conservapedia!

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This is a thing of beauty and a joy for all things that lack logic. Apparently reality has grown far too liberal. For example, examine this entry on plesiosaurs for great laughs.

The sad part? These people are dead serious.

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[monoshiri.livejournal.com]

*hyperventilates*

T-that what they said there about the plesiosaurs and the "secular scientists" "smearing" this guy's discovery by pointing out that the fucking amino acid profiles are identical?

"WTF UR SMEARIN' OUR CREATIONISM WIT *FACTS*? OMG-- OPPRESHUN!"

...I love how it's bringing up the Renaissance. Bet you good money they'd have been the first to start screaming for Galileo to be burned at the stake.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

It makes me want to laugh and cry at the same time.

Supposedly a lot of this is typed up by homeschooled kids, some of it verbatim from their textbooks. Go look at the entry on France.

[monoshiri.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA

...my sweet Cthulu, it's not a joke is it.

[revelininsanity.livejournal.com]

Charles Darwin never said a meteor killed the dinos, did he?

That's so scary.

[florentinescot.livejournal.com]

No. He didn't. :-( It's a modern theory that was ridiculed for quite some time.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

The meteor thing is what they tell kids and put in all the dinosaur moves, at least. Can't see how or why Darwin would think of it.

[pivot89.livejournal.com]

...They... don't know what amino acids are, do they? *reads on* They don't know what a plesiosaur is, do they? *pain*

I mean, I'd love it if plesiosaurs were about still. And all it would prove is that plesiosaurs are awesome and harder to kill than we thought. And I could start a plesiosaur sanctuary.

*types in countries at random* *gets to the UK* "...enjoys the benefit of the most perfect system of government known to man." *amused WTF*

A second later, I find the catch - in the line above: "a nation formed by the conquest of inferior races by the English".

...Nobody let the Irish see this. Or the Welsh. Or anyone from Scotland. They're trying to get us killed by misplaced flattery.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

enjoys the benefit of the most perfect system of government known to man

I'm thinking that might have been liberal "vandalism". England's entry is that it is notable for inventing the English language. And LOL@ 'confirmed bachelor' James I.

They also don't seem to get that anything left over from the great flood would not still be decomposing. It would be boneses unless it froze or mummified or something.

[pivot89.livejournal.com]

Any idea what they mean by 'confirmed bachelor'?

I think they're trying to say that land animals died but sea ones survived, so it must have been the flood. No word on what happened to the saltwater crocodiles, the mesosaurs, or the icthyosaurs, though.

Which is a pity because, really, icthoysaurs could give those dolphins a real run for their money.

[florentinescot.livejournal.com]

Wonder how they spin the fact that human and chimp DNA are 99.9% identical .......

[pivot89.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's easy. Humans are just chimps in a different stage of their life cycle. *sage nod*

Or is that the other way round? Whatever.

[koilungfish.livejournal.com]

:: reads post:: ... it's too early in the morning for me to absorb this level of stupid. I shall put it off until later, when I shall probably go and cry in a corner for a while.

[apprentice-lurk.livejournal.com]

*...froths at the mouth*

How? How can people be so stupid?

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Welcome to America, home of the religious right.

[apprentice-lurk.livejournal.com]

I think I made a wrong turn at Alberquerque. -_-

[florentinescot.livejournal.com]

hangs head.

can I be a pagan now?

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

You can come over and hang with the Jews for a while, if you want.

[florentinescot.livejournal.com]

nods. That could work.

[tirya56.livejournal.com]

...Seiber? I'm so totally going to quote you in my rl lj XD

this just made my life!

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Shweet.

[ravenology.livejournal.com]

It's funny as hell at first glance. Unfortunately, the knowledge that these people are being totally serious just... makes me want to weep.

[ravenclaw-devi.livejournal.com]

This is a parody, right? Right?

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Nope.

[chalts.livejournal.com]

Gah, why do peoople have to make us conservatives look like morons?! Stupid, stupid.

These are the right-wing equivalents of the kids who vandalize the President Bush Wiki page with porn and insults, methinks.

Hey, by the way, Seiberwing, a few weeks ago I mentioned I was writing a Teen Titans/Phoenix Wright crossover and you seemed interested. If you still are, here is a link: Turnabout Titan (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3415103/1/).

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Was wondering what you were doing about my LJ. *reads*

Decent start. Don't know the new guys, but it looks promising.