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[seiberwing]

I cannot wait for next week, after reports are done and AP exams are almost over. I also can't wait for my keys to turn up so I can stop using my spare car key and actually have a way of getting into the house again.

But, to nullify the angst, I shall tell you a story of my aged (not really) mother in her tender years when she first entered the wilds of Tennessee.

Phone: *rings*

Mom's female and only roommate: Can you get that?

Mom: *picks up phone* Hello?

Man on the other side: *incoherant Southern accent words*

Mom: What?

Man: *repeats it*

Mom: No, there's no one named Dick here.

Man: *slightly more irate Southern accent words*

Mom: I'm sorry, I can't understand what you're saying.

Man: *hangs up*

Mom: *considers the event for a moment* ...I think I just got an obscene phone call.

Comments

[goldcelestial.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!
XD
XD
oh man... wow...
and how long has your key been missing?

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

For once, the culture shock was a good thing.

Since Monday.

[goldcelestial.livejournal.com]

eeg.
at home or school?

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Home, I think. I know I couldn't have gotten home without my keys, and that I couldn't find them the next morning.

[goldcelestial.livejournal.com]

tried around the old compy?

[ropemaker.livejournal.com]

something similar happened to my mom. Although she scared him because they were actually looking for the cat at the time.... that was awesome though.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

So they wanted a pussycat and she didn't hear the "cat" part?