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1. V (V for Vendetta)
2. Swindle (Transformers: Armada)
3. The Blob (The Blob)
4. Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
5. Rodimus Nova. Rodimus Nova (Transformers AU)
6. Alexis (Transformers Energon)
7. Megatron (Transformers)
8. Kaylee (Firefly)
9. Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
10. Aladar (Dinosaur)
11. Dr.Phlox (Star Trek: Enterprise)
12. Strongarm (Transformers: Energon)
13. Rattrap (Beast Wars)
14. Quickstrike (Beast Wars)
15. Scourge (Transformers)

Swindle and the Blob go on a vacation to Hawaii to "get away from it all". Who do they meet there, how sunburned do they get, and what tacky souvenirs do they pick up?

Neither of them get sunburned, although the Blob gets a touch melty. They run around scaring some of the locals, and get tacky souveniers by letting the Blob provide distraction while Swindle swipes things.

Scourge and Kaylee have a star-crossed romance. Who dies first?

Kaylee's a human, Scourge is a long-lived robot. Kaylee'd die of old age at the very most.

Relating to the above question, which person on your character list is competing with Kaylee for Scourge's love?

Not quite sure, really. Possibly Phlox, because he is an odd creature and would love to talk with him.

V, Rodimus Nova, Picard, and Jayne have a LAN party. What multiplayer computer games do they wind up playing?

A space-fighter game with lots of explosions.

How long would it take Quickstrike to beat Minesweeper?

He'll beat it by the time Blackarachnia decides to date him.

Alexis and Strongarm go for coffee. What do they order? Who do they gossip about? Are they out on a casual date?

They discuss current events at Ocean City and the idiocy of certain Autobots. Strongarm brings his own drinks and Alexis has a chai latte.

Rattrap and Aladar wake up in a high-school AU. What roles do they fill? Who do they take to prom? What strangely familiar people are also in this scenario?

Aladar is the Peter Parker-like cute geek, and Rattrap is class clown. Feminist Alexis is also here, as is a young bouncy Kaylee, a jock Jayne, and the highly religious Rodimus Nova. Aladar takes Kaylee in her pink wedding cake dress, while Rattrap winds up with a cheerleader.

Megatron plots to take over the world. Dr. Phlox wants to stop him/her. Why? How does Megatron plan to take over the world? Do they have hot enemy!sex?

Megatron uses a large Plot Device of the Week. Phlox stops it by putting eels into the energon to pollute it. There is no sex.

Scourge, Swindle and Strongarm go on a road trip. Where do they go and do they end up murdering/yelling at/sleeping with/snarking at/all of the above at each other on the way?

Scourge handles the driving while Swindle reads the map. They get lost a few times and wind up in California. Strongarm gets hit on a lot, Swindle tells fortunes, and Scourge browses the stores. Going across the country again, Swindle spends a good bit of time stuffed in the glovebox after the others lose patience.

Alexis goes on a blind date with Kaylee. Does it work out?

They have a pleasant date, but it doesn't work out. Kaylee's friend forgot to mention that Aladar is an Iguanodon.

Out of Aladar, Rodimus Nova, Picard and Rattrap, who's the most likely to be slashed together and why?

The farthest I get is Rattrap hitting on Nova, so no.

If Picard, Alexis and Jayne got stuck in an elevator together, what would happen?

Jayne would trying to punch his way out while Alexis and Picard commiserate on politics.

Rodimus Nova and Rattrap having children together (or raising children together, if they're of species that can't interbreed) - good idea or bad idea?

Primus would have issues with it, and Rattrap would want none of it. Bad idea.

Scourge and Rodimus Nova switch bodies right before Rodimus Nova is supposed to go on a date with Megatron and Scourge is supposed to meet with Swindle and The Blob to discuss a secret plan. What happens?

First off, AU Ultra Magnus stalks Megatron for seducing what he thinks is his lover, after Scourge makes many loud claims that no, he is not at all interested, get your hands off me. Nova is very confused at seeing a small transformer and a pile of blobbiness, and runs the other way.

V spontaneously becomes evil (or becomes "good," depending on original allegiance) and has an encounter with Aladar. What happens?

V's pretty conflicted anyway, not sure how he'd be evil or good. But he might try to oppress Aladar and send him to one of the camps for being too different and anti-Saxon.

Picard and Jayne can read minds. Now what? Does this effect the way they interact with each other and/or anyone else?

Well, he'd be highly disturbed when around River and possibly go a bit crazy himself. Picard...well, it would certainly affect relations with the crew.

What would happen if Alexis opened a restaurant and insisted Strongarm and Rattrap be chefs or waiters/waitresses? And what kind of restaurant is it? (Hmm... I must be hungry right now...) And out of the rest of the list, who would come to this restaurant?

First, Rattrap is VERY well scrubbed before he contacts food. It's a higher-class restaurant, and Rattrap serves food in a little bow-tie. Strongarm is the chef and makes many original concoctions.

How would Dr. Phlox overcome an addiction to Solitaire?

Holistic remedies.

Kaylee and Picard are trapped in a cave/abandoned building/locked vehicle/hollow asteroid for a week. If food, drink, and/or fuel isn't a problem, what happens to them?

Kaylee takes aparts and rebuilds any tech Picard has on him, and he eventually has to go off in his own area of the cave to avoid the perkiness.