And in the department of Seiber Sucks...

So I called my mom today.

Seiber: Hey, mom.
Seibermom: Hi! *off to the side* It's Seiber!
Seiber: I need to get Seibro's phone number. Do you have it?
Seibermom: Oh. Sure. *gives number* *off to the side* It's Seiber and she wants Seiberbro's phone number.
Seiber: Thanks!
Seibermom: You know, you really hurt my feelings.
Seiber: ...what?
Seibermom: It was my birthday today and you didn't even call.
Seiber: ...oops. *awk~ward*

And the worst part is I'd just sent off her card a few hours ago. I knew it was her birthday and I was still a dolt about it. Bah.

*considers going downtown for more presents. And maybe flowers. Or something*