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seiberwingI'm wondering if Becky, Pepper, and I should form our own bonded triad like the minicons do. What our group name would be, I don't know. The Slash Team?
This started out normal enough, for smut, and then it kinda got carried away, and then carried away more, and then it got carried away by a pirate and is getting ravished on a ship somewhere in the Carribbean. I think we got it up to--what?--eight people this time?
[19:03] ChaosAngel2112: Soundwave love is good love. *is still very happy with the way her smut with Pepper turned out*
[19:03] SpidergirlV: *purrs* You're not the only one.
[19:04] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs louder*
[19:04] SpidergirlV: *purrs with harmonics*
[19:04] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs with melodics*
[19:05] SpidergirlV: Now I'm all vibratey.
[19:06] ChaosAngel2112: Heh. Isn't it great?
[19:06] SpidergirlV: I see why Starscream likes it so much.
[19:07] ChaosAngel2112: And Soundwave likes Starscream because he's a screamer. &grins*
[19:07] SpidergirlV: Soundwave: Statement: Starscream makes sexy noises.
[19:08] ChaosAngel2112: *nods*
[19:08] SpidergirlV: But where does Megatron fit into all of this?
[19:09] ChaosAngel2112: I imagine he's up in the command room, wondering where the hell his second and third in command are.
[19:09] SpidergirlV: He doesn't go to investigate after Rumble and Buzzsaw wander by grumbling about "They're at it again?"
[19:10] ChaosAngel2112: *giggles*
[19:11] SpidergirlV: Then Rumble asks where Ravage is, and the for-Cassette-audials-only response from Buzzsaw is that he's up in the vents with Laserbeak.
[19:12] ChaosAngel2112: *snickers*
[19:12] SpidergirlV: Rumble suggests that they join them in watchiing, and Buzzsaw says, "They're not just watching."
[19:15] SpidergirlV: Rumble infers a wish to join them anyway.
[19:15] ChaosAngel2112: Hee!
[19:17] SpidergirlV: Buzzsaw shrugs, wondering if there'd be enough space. Frenzy passes by and asks the same Ravage-related question, gets the same answer, and proposes the same thing. Buzzsaw thinks there might be another vent nearby that is a bit more spacious.
[19:17] ChaosAngel2112: Yay!
[19:18] SpidergirlV: Megatron has been listening to the intelligible half of the conversation and is quite curious. The Cassetticons wander off and he follows, casually yet sneakily.
[19:18] ChaosAngel2112: *lets Seiber tell the story*
[19:20] SpidergirlV: Sneak, sneak, sneak. He follows until they get to the vent which is, strangely enough, near Soundwave's quarters. All three enter, Rumble pulling the grate closed behind them. Megatron is left to wonder what's going on. He puts an audial to the grate.
[19:21] SpidergirlV: There is the sound of a soft crash and a squawk. Rumble tells Buzzsaw to be quiet, he'll get his turn as soon as they get comfortable. There is an "mmm..." from Frenzy, followed by, "I can hear it from here. They're really getting worked up, aren't they?"
[19:23] SpidergirlV: Megatron isn't quite sure who "they" are until the Cassettes get a bit quieter. Then he senses it, a soft vibration in his whole body, making him feel relaxed and worked up at the same time. What is Soundwave doing?
[19:25] SpidergirlV: "The better for us, huh, Frenzy?" says Rumble. Megatron can see the vague reflection of the three bodies and their shadows on the walls of the vents. There is another small crash and the sound of scraping metal and someone turning over and over. This is all followed by suspicious noises from two humanoids and a bird.
[19:25] ChaosAngel2112: *grins*
[19:27] SpidergirlV: Megatron is slightly disturbed by all of this, but strangely finds the urge to stay. The noises become louder, and Rumble's name is invoked a few times. Then it gets invoked one time too many, and one decibel too loud.
[19:27] SpidergirlV: "SOUNDWAVE!"
[19:28] SpidergirlV: It is a harsh voice from the other end of the vent, and it isn't happy. The vibrations that Megatron is feeling turn a little harsher and there is motion inside the vent. "Slag!" cry Rumble and Frenzy as one as they try to make a run for it.
[19:28] ChaosAngel2112: Heh.
[19:29] SpidergirlV: Rumble backpedals and trips over Buzzsaw. All three fumble in a frenzy but can't saw their way out of this one.
[19:30] SpidergirlV: A dark arm reaches into the vent and Megatron ducks just in time to avoid being seen by Soundwave as he drags Rumble out by the leg. Frenzy is the next to be taken, and Buzzsaw isn't far behind.
[19:33] SpidergirlV: "Can't you control your scraplets?" cries Starscream--it has to be Starscream, no one else is that screechy--as three loud crashes are heard."They were up there the whole time and you couldn't-"
[19:34] SpidergirlV: "We didn't mean it, it was an accident!" say Rumble and Frenzy at once. Buzzsaw flaps and tries to appear innocent. Megatron can't hear exactly what Soundwave is saying in those quiet monotone tones, but it seems to be calming Starscream down a little.
[19:34] ChaosAngel2112: *grins*
[19:35] SpidergirlV: Megatron presses his audial to the grate again, his head almost all the way inside the vent. "--well, I don't like it," Starscream is saying. "Innocent mischief," replies Soundwave. "Nothing about them is innocent. And stop doing that."
[19:36] SpidergirlV: Megatron isn't sure what the "that" is, but it's making Frenzy snicker. "Embarrassed?" asks Soundwave. "No, but I'm no pervert either, get your hands off me!"
[19:38] SpidergirlV: Megatron removes the grate and lifts himself up to peer into Soundwave's room. Soundwave is sliding a finger down Starscream's wing, and Starscream is trying to push him away. Frenzy loudly promises that it won't happen again, and Soundwave replies that he doesn't want them caught like that again. The inference being, "You can do it, just don't get caught."
[19:38] ChaosAngel2112: *grins* That's my boy!
[19:40] SpidergirlV: The vibrations are picking up again. There is an excited noise from Frenzy followed by a disgusted one from Starscream. "So you come here to ride on Soundwave's vibrations? Too bad, I'm not in the mood for sharing." Megatron sees his body jerk and Soundwave stops him just before he kicks the cowering casseticon.
[19:40] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs*
[19:42] SpidergirlV: "Cassettes can enjoy themselves," says Soundwave peaceably. Rumble chips in that they'd stay out of the way, and Frenzy adds that they never get vibrations that good off Soundwave alone.
[19:43] ChaosAngel2112: ... *pervy thoughts*
[19:45] SpidergirlV: Soundwave looks at Starscream planitivly while increasing the vibrations, adding an almost musical aspect to it. Megatron can feel himself getting mildly aroused from where he stands, it must be much more intense for Starscream. "Oh...fine. But I don't want to have to look at them." Starscream grabs Soundwave roughly and starts feeling up his chest while the Cassettes make happy noises and scramble for an out-of-the-way place to make out.
[19:45] ChaosAngel2112: *grins*
[19:46] SpidergirlV: Megatron shivers at the intensity as Rumble mutters, "Yeah, this is it. Perfect.
[19:46] SpidergirlV: "
[19:47] SpidergirlV: "See, this is why we like Starscream," comments Frenzy. Buzzsaw gives an ecstatic squawk as both Cassettes run their hands over his wings.
[19:47] ChaosAngel2112: *happy land*
[19:47] SpidergirlV: (I like Cassetislash, it's just that no one writes it)
[19:47] SpidergirlV: brb
[19:48] ChaosAngel2112: (I need more setup than it's worth to do Rumble/Reflector.)
[19:48] SpidergirlV: (back)
[19:48] SpidergirlV: (but random smut can be useful)
[19:48] ChaosAngel2112: This is true.
[19:49] SpidergirlV: Meanwhile, Soundwave is pushing the barriers farther and farther back as Starscream moans and cries out. He's got the Seeker pushed back against the wall and is busy touching his wings and back while humming into his throat.
[19:49] ChaosAngel2112: *murrs*
[19:51] SpidergirlV: All three Cassettes are now entangled on the floor, right in the perfect spot where Megatron can see them but out of the way of the two larger lovers. Frenzy and Rumble are kissing, hands wandering all over each other and over Buzzsaw, who is sandwiched between them. Megatron wonders briefly how Ravage and Laserbeak are making out, then raises an eye ridge at his own double entendre.
[19:54] SpidergirlV: The music and vibrations, combined with the mild vibrations coming from the Cassettes(Frenzy especially) are enough to make Megatron gasp slightly and rest a hand against the wall. It was powerful with just the pair, but now Soundwave is gathering the emotions and passions of the whole room and redirecting them as if they are all sharing the same four experiences.
[19:54] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs* Oooooh
[19:56] SpidergirlV: The vibrations now elicit a slight moan from the Decepticon leader. He is forced to back away from the vent and lean back against the wall. He shuts off his optics and takes in the vibrations and the noises coming from Soundwave's room.
[19:58] SpidergirlV: Starscream begins cryingo ut louder in perfect concordance with Soundwave's erotic music, and Rumble chuckles as he nuzzles Buzzsaw. "Ooh, he's screaming now. Soundwave loves it when he does that." Frenzy's soft cries are added to those of Starscream but are nowhere near the intensity or passion of the Air Commander's.
[19:59] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs*
[20:00] SpidergirlV: Yes, there's that too. Starscream is too distracted to notice but there's definite purring going on from somewhere.
[20:00] ChaosAngel2112: Hee!
[20:01] SpidergirlV: Soundwave shakes his head and continues. He knew they were there the whole time; being part of a cassette-group means lessened privacy. And no one can say they don't have family togetherness time.
[20:01] ChaosAngel2112: *snickers
[20:02] SpidergirlV: Although if Runble calls the Air Commander "Uncle Starscream" one more time, Soundwave won't be responsible for the consequences.
[20:03] ChaosAngel2112: *snickers more*
[20:04] SpidergirlV: Starscream is moaning and thrashing, and the Cassettes are quickly approaching climax. Soundwave finds himself abruptly shoved and pinned, coincidentally landing next to the coupled cassettes. They look up in surprise as Starscream proceeds to literally push Soundwave's buttons.
[20:05] ChaosAngel2112: Yeee!
[20:06] SpidergirlV: All three cassettes skitter back as the music changes, becoming less passive and more passionate. Frenzy winces and mutters that he wishes Starscream were a little more musically inclined. Starscream hears him.
[20:06] ChaosAngel2112: Heh.
[20:08] SpidergirlV: "And I suppose you could do better, scraplet?" Starscream continues playing Soundwave as he picks Frenzy up and places him on Soundwave's chest with his free hand. Frenzy looks uncertain. They piggyback on Soundwave's sex waves, but one of the unwritten rules is that they never actually do it with Soundwave.
[20:08] SpidergirlV: Still, he points out a few combinations that have worked in the past and makes a couple suggestions before Soundwave knocks him away.
[20:13] SpidergirlV: Starscream puts the advice into action and the Cassettes go back to what they were doing, Buzzsaw briefly reprimanding Frenzy for "being a traitor". Frenzy responds that he was "working for the good of the cause".
[20:13] ChaosAngel2112: Heh.
[20:16] SpidergirlV: The atmosphere is nearly unbearable. Outisde, Megatron has nearly collapsed from the backwash alone and the highly erotic noises. He wouldn't mind having Soundwave (heck, anyone decent) out there to touch him and perhaps make the physical stimuli match up with the mental ones. Megatron runds a hand down his own gun arm and gently strokes the barrel as he makes do.
[20:16] ChaosAngel2112: *melts*
[20:17] SpidergirlV: (we need a chat or something, Pepper's on)
[20:18] ChaosAngel2112: Chat!
[20:18] ChaosAngel2112: But only if you keep story-telling.
[20:18] SpidergirlV: Of course!
[20:18] SpidergirlV: Megatrom shuts off his optics and is suddenly in Soundwave's place on the floor, with Starscream touching him all over. He mimickes them on himself as Starscream cackles within and Buzzsaw makes an agonized shriek.
[20:18] SpidergirlV: You start it.
Right here we got into the chat with Pepper. I brought her up to date and continued.
20:20] *** SunstoneWEAPON has joined the chat.
[20:20] ChaosAngel2112: *hopes things work*
[20:20] SpidergirlV: *is in*
[20:20] SunstoneWEAPON: *waves!*
[20:20] SpidergirlV: I'm filling Pepper in in her own box.
[20:21] ChaosAngel2112: Yay!
[20:21] SunstoneWEAPON: ^_^ *is enjoying so far*
[20:21] ChaosAngel2112: *is also icon-making, because she needs to get rid of some of these bases*
[20:21] SpidergirlV: Long story short, Starscream and Soundwave are at it in Sounder's room. Rumble, Frenzy and Buzzsaw get caught making out in the vents nearby, but Sounders convinces him to let them stay.
[20:21] SpidergirlV: Speaking of icons...
[20:22] SpidergirlV: Eh, later.
[20:23] ChaosAngel2112: *works on her SS/SW banner*
[20:23] SpidergirlV: Now, where was I? Ah, Megatron touching himself out in the hallway.
[20:23] SpidergirlV: Megatrom shuts off his optics and is suddenly in Soundwave's place on the floor, with Starscream touching him all over. He mimickes them on himself as Starscream cackles within and Buzzsaw makes an agonized shriek.
[20:25] SunstoneWEAPON: *props self up and listens with a dreamy expression*
[20:25] SpidergirlV: Anyone who was thinking clearly would wonder why no one was hearing all this, but no one in a fifty foot radius is SpidergirlV: thinking about much except vibrations and hands and lips all over them and erotic cries that intermingle with the music.
[20:27] SpidergirlV: There is a stifled squawk as Buzzsaw tackles Rumble and proceeds to give back a little of what the humanoid cassettes were dishing out. Starscream is distracted by this, and that is when Soundwave strikes.
[20:27] ChaosAngel2112: *murrs*
[20:28] SunstoneWEAPON: *leeeaaans forward*
[20:29] SpidergirlV: He pulls the seeker close to him and hims at just the right frequency so that Starscream's body is humming right along with him.
[20:29] SunstoneWEAPON: ..ooh.
[20:29] SpidergirlV: Four voices rise in mutual ectasy, and if anyone was listening closely they'd hear a fifth one right outside the door as Megatron draws desperate fingers up and down his gun arm.
[20:29] ChaosAngel2112: Mmmmm!
[20:30] SunstoneWEAPON: *goes thud a bit*
[20:30] SpidergirlV: However, Soundwave has five operating cassettes. Three of them are tangled about and making out on the floor, but the other two...
[20:30] ChaosAngel2112: *grins*
[20:31] SunstoneWEAPON: *smirk*
[20:31] SpidergirlV: Well, Ravage had been enjoying the fact that he and Laserbeak were smart enough not to get caught, but being farther removed from the vibrations meant that they are a little more sensitive to the outside world.
[20:33] SpidergirlV: The panther manages to detangle himself from the Casseticon vulture and silently communicate his suspicions.
[20:33] SunstoneWEAPON: ...Megatron with an audience... hooboy. *floor!*
[20:33] ChaosAngel2112: *nudges Pepper*
[20:33] SunstoneWEAPON: *is nudged* *rolls over* *bliss* X)
[20:34] SpidergirlV: They had chose a vent that was higher up and farther back, so when Ravage pokes his head out to see who's out there, he's about ten feet above Megatron's trembling form.
[20:34] ChaosAngel2112: Mmm!
[20:35] SpidergirlV: /Wasn't expecting him/ murmers Laserbeak. Ravage growls softly, content to watch for now as the other cassette nuzsles his head.
[20:35] SunstoneWEAPON: Oh, to be a cyberbee on the wall...
[20:35] ChaosAngel2112: Who was Laserbeak expecting? Skywarp?
[20:36] SpidergirlV: (Not Megatron masturbating, that's for sure)
[20:36] SunstoneWEAPON: I don't see why not. That form of his was made for self-stimulation. :P
[20:37] ChaosAngel2112: That form of his is made for all sorts of stimulation.... Mmmmmm!
[20:37] SunstoneWEAPON: *gigglefit*
[20:38] SpidergirlV: Megatron moans, running his fingers along his cannon again as Laserbeak notices that he looks lonely.
[20:38] SpidergirlV: Ravage points out that they aren't exactly his type. That and the fact that he's enjoying a little one-on-one time with Laserbeak.
[20:38] SunstoneWEAPON: *volunteers!*
[20:38] ChaosAngel2112: (Link: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/18709342/)http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/18709342/ -- Here, Pepper.
[20:38] SpidergirlV: Buzzsaw is the one who usually hogs the other bird-form Decepticon.
[20:38] SunstoneWEAPON: *click*
[20:38] ChaosAngel2112: *volunteers the Constructicons*
[20:38] SunstoneWEAPON: ...I LIKE the way you think. XD
[20:38] ChaosAngel2112: Which part? *is innocent*
[20:39] SpidergirlV: That picture still scares me.
[20:39] SunstoneWEAPON: The Constructicons mass-groping Megatron.
[20:39] SpidergirlV: Where's THAT?
[20:39] ChaosAngel2112: Yes. I faved it because I kept coming back to stare at it.
[20:39] SunstoneWEAPON: *points at 'becca* She said it!
[20:40] SpidergirlV: I thought there was a pic...
[20:40] ChaosAngel2112: *shakes head sadly*
[20:40] SpidergirlV: Aw.
[20:40] SunstoneWEAPON: A shame, indeed.
[20:41] SpidergirlV: Still, Megatron looks so appealing down there. He's quivering, practically begging for a little attention. Ravage isn't the most dextrous of Decepticons, but...
[20:41] ChaosAngel2112: Kitty
[20:42] ChaosAngel2112: (Link: http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/vkaplan/photos/roo/tummy.jpg)http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/vkaplan/photos/roo/tummy.jpg
[20:42] SpidergirlV: He consults with Laserbeak and decides that they might as well. Variety is always a good thing.
[20:42] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs*
[20:43] SpidergirlV: Ravage crouches, then takes the plunge, landing directly in Megatron's lap. Megatron starts, horrified at the thought that he was being watched.
[20:44] SpidergirlV: Laserbeak lands on his arm a moment later and stares inquiringly at him.
[20:44] ChaosAngel2112: *squeaks and would be petting Ravage but good*
[20:45] SpidergirlV: Ravage purrs, adding to Soundwave's vibrations, and Laserbeak nuzzles him.
[20:45] SpidergirlV: Seiber wonders how exactly things got to this state.
[20:46] ChaosAngel2112: You started story-telling.
[20:46] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs*
[20:46] SunstoneWEAPON: *nodsnods*
[20:46] SunstoneWEAPON: Wacky things happen when Seiber tells stories.
[20:47] SpidergirlV: Megatron gently pats Ravage on the head, and Ravage puts his paws on Megatron's chest, nuzzling his face. Laserbeak begins exploring the cannon with his beak and claws, surprisingly gentle.
[20:49] SpidergirlV: The paws and claws on him are enough to make Megatron ignore how strange the situation is. The two work in perfect tandem, matching the vibrations and touching Megatron exactly where he needs it.
[20:49] SunstoneWEAPON: *watches closely and takes notes*
[20:49] ChaosAngel2112: *is just purring like crazy*
[20:50] SpidergirlV: So is Ravage, as Megatron strokes his back. Laserbeak caws for attention and Megatron gives it to him.
[20:51] SpidergirlV: Inside the room, Buzzsaw recieves a short message. He squawks, turns over, and repeats it quietly to the other two cassettes.
[20:51] SunstoneWEAPON: ...oh lord. XD
[20:51] SunstoneWEAPON: If Starscream finds out about this he'll never live it down.
[20:52] SpidergirlV: Rumble restrains his giggles but Frenzy lets out a brief and too-loud laugh at the image. Starscream looks over, curious, and Rumble immediatly begins tickling the other cassette as a cover.
[20:53] ChaosAngel2112: *grins*
[20:54] SpidergirlV: Soundwave also noticed the slip but says nothing. He'll get the story out of them later. At the corner of his sensors, he notices that Ravage and Laserbeak have changed positions.
[20:54] ChaosAngel2112: *grins*
[20:54] SpidergirlV: Thinking they have simply finished and moved on, he ignores the change and continues molesting Starscream, unaware of what's going on right outside his door.
[20:54] SunstoneWEAPON: ...that's a shame. He'd be interested. :P
[20:55] ChaosAngel2112: Yes, yes, he would.
[20:56] SpidergirlV: Megatron has his head tilted back, moaning as Ravage licks his throat. He wonders how the two got so good at this, considering neither have hands. Laserbeak has also moved to Megatron's lap and is pecking out a gentle rythem on his chest, a drum beat to Soundwave's keyboard. Megatron is petting both of them, clumsily as he doesn't quite know where to look yet.
[21:01] SpidergirlV: The other cassettes are much better, but Laserbeak is confident that Megatron will learn about the inside of his wings and Ravage's tail at some point.
[21:01] ChaosAngel2112: *grins*
[21:01] SunstoneWEAPON: *gigglefit*
[21:01] SunstoneWEAPON: Yes, Megatron has never been slow on the uptake, whatever else you can say about him.
[21:02] SpidergirlV: Megatron is indeed not. His caresses grow more confident and sure, and Laserbeak is happy to spread his wings and show Megatron where to go. He squawks in a tone Megatron had never heard before.
[21:03] SpidergirlV: The only thing that came close was the noise he made when they were victorious or he had some secret...to....
[21:03] SunstoneWEAPON: *purrrr*
[21:03] ChaosAngel2112: *quivers in antici-
[21:03] ChaosAngel2112: -pation*
[21:03] SpidergirlV: Megatron's hand abruptly clenches around Laserbeak's head. Laserbeak struggles and Ravage snarls at him.
[21:04] ChaosAngel2112: *clutches Pepper*
[21:04] SpidergirlV: Megatron is suddenly aware of the fact that Soundwave knows what the cassettes know. For all he knows, Soundwave is the one who sent them out here. Laserbeak cries out louder, then falls silent at Ravage's command.
[21:04] SunstoneWEAPON: *is clutched!*
[21:05] SpidergirlV: Both cassettes give him innocent "what did we do?" looks and Megatron relents. He knows Soundwave's secret, they are equal in blackmail. Besides, isn't this his right?
[21:05] ChaosAngel2112: It is totally.
[21:06] SunstoneWEAPON: yes, yes!
[21:06] SpidergirlV: Soundwave and all his cassettes belong to him. This is simply another way of exploring that right, albeit a strange one.
[21:06] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs*
[21:06] SunstoneWEAPON: ^_^ Exploit, baby, exploit!
[21:07] SpidergirlV: He releases Laserbeak, who shakes his head and ruffles his wings. Ravage leans up against Megatron and purrs ingratiatingly.
[21:07] ChaosAngel2112: *is all happy-snuggly over kitty. And is still holding onto Pepper*
[21:08] SpidergirlV: "Not a word of this had better get out to the rest of the base," mutters Megatron as he pats the panther's head. Ravage licks his chest and both cassettes go back to what they were doing.
[21:08] SunstoneWEAPON: ^_^ *snuggles 'becca*
[21:08] SunstoneWEAPON: *snrk* *pokes Swindle* You hear that?
[21:08] ChaosAngel2112: Swindle: (looks innocent)
[21:09] SunstoneWEAPON: :P
[21:09] SpidergirlV: Meanwhile, in the room, the other three cassettes are still going at it. Buzzsaw is still the cheese in the cassetisandwich, and is quite happy about it.
[21:11] SpidergirlV: Rumble and Frenzy are the only two with proper kissing-style mouths and are putting them to good use, acting as if Buzzsaw was only an extentsion of themselves.
[21:11] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs*
[21:11] SpidergirlV: brb
[21:11] SunstoneWEAPON: ...sammich! XD
[21:12] ChaosAngel2112: Indeed!
[21:12] ChaosAngel2112: Hey, should I post my Soundwave/Starscream log to mecha_erotica?
[21:12] SpidergirlV: brb in about ten or so mins.
[21:12] SunstoneWEAPON: Sure, why not.
[21:12] SunstoneWEAPON: *wavewaves to Seiber*
[21:12] SpidergirlV: Talk amoungst yourselves.
[21:12] SunstoneWEAPON: *pins a snuggle to Seiber's jacket*
[21:13] ChaosAngel2112: *eyes Pepper* Talk amongst ourselves....
[21:13] SunstoneWEAPON: *evil grin*
[21:13] ChaosAngel2112: So, how 'bout that Reflector?
[21:13] SunstoneWEAPON: Would sex between his components be incest or masturbation? *blinkblink*
[21:14] ChaosAngel2112: I tend to go with masturbation.
[21:14] ChaosAngel2112: Since I mostly write him as the same person. Just three bodies.
[21:14] SunstoneWEAPON: ...yeah, probably.
[21:15] ChaosAngel2112: I wish he got more smut. I mean, three bodies! One person! The possibilities!
[21:15] SunstoneWEAPON: Still, that's some fun masturbation. Just try kissing yourself on the lips. XD
[21:16] ChaosAngel2112: Hee!
[21:17] ChaosAngel2112: ... I need a good SW icon.
[21:17] SunstoneWEAPON: ...hmm.
[21:18] ChaosAngel2112: Posted to mech whores.
[21:18] SunstoneWEAPON: *has no SW icons* *gives you Reflectorsnugglepiles instead*
[21:18] SunstoneWEAPON: yay!
[21:18] SpidergirlV: *is back*
[21:18] SunstoneWEAPON: *tackle!*
[21:18] ChaosAngel2112: *snuggles Reflector* Reflector: .... "Help?"
[21:19] SunstoneWEAPON: *gigglefit* Shaddap and snuggle, youse.
[21:19] SpidergirlV: Starscream screams so loud Megatron can hear him over the roar in his own audials and collapses on Soundwave.
[21:19] ChaosAngel2112: Reflector: *complies and snuggles all the girls simultaneously*
[21:19] SunstoneWEAPON: Yay!
[21:19] SpidergirlV: Ooh, I like this guy. *cuddles with Spectro while telling the story*
[21:19] SunstoneWEAPON: ...and, good thing for Soundwave that Starscream don't weigh much. :P
[21:19] ChaosAngel2112: *has Spyglass*
[21:20] SpidergirlV: (And I's so nabbing at least one of those)
[21:20] SunstoneWEAPON: *has......... the other guy* o_O;;;
[21:20] ChaosAngel2112: *helpfully* Viewfinder. -- The icons
[21:20] ChaosAngel2112: ?
[21:20] SpidergirlV: Viewfinder: *is sad*
[21:20] SpidergirlV: Yes.
[21:20] SunstoneWEAPON: ah. Thank you!
[21:20] SunstoneWEAPON: *snuggles Viewfinder and feeds him energon goodies*
[21:21] SpidergirlV: There is a small sound of clashing metal as Rumble and Frenzy applaud Soundwave's "performance". Soundwave does not bow, but he looks smug.
[21:21] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs, startling Spyglass*
[21:22] SunstoneWEAPON: *giggles* Soundwave has the smug look down.
[21:22] SpidergirlV: "You were laughing," states Soundwave as he moves out from under Starscream. It is not a question.
[21:23] SpidergirlV: The three look awkwardly at each other before Buzzsaw reports on the situation in the hallway. Soundwave is silent for a moment, considering.
[21:23] ChaosAngel2112: Buzzsaw: "... Well, boss, Megatron is in the hall getting groped by Laserbeak and Ravage."
[21:24] SunstoneWEAPON: Soundwave: ...woohoo!
[21:24] SpidergirlV: "Situation, interesting," he finally says. Frenzy bursts out laughing.
[21:25] SunstoneWEAPON: XD Ah, Soundwave. You and your gift for understatement.
[21:26] SpidergirlV: Rumble makes a lewd joke involving petting and a certain earth slang term for cats. The other cassettes groan.
[21:26] SunstoneWEAPON: *splorfle*
[21:26] ChaosAngel2112: *giggles*
[21:26] SunstoneWEAPON: Leave it to Rumble to be the master of talking dirty, Earth style.
[21:27] SpidergirlV: Soundwave cocks his head and inquires, "Energy levels usable?" All three look a little disturbed, then Rumble says, "Well, I'm not that worn out."
[21:27] SpidergirlV: brb
[21:29] SpidergirlV: *grumbles about dishes*
[21:30] SpidergirlV: Soundwave rises and makes his way to the door, the other cassettes at his heels. "Right now? All of us?" comes the surprised chorus. Frenzy adds, "What if he sits on me?"
[21:30] SunstoneWEAPON: .....BWAH.
[21:31] SpidergirlV: "Risks, acceptable. Rewards...interesting." Soundwave leaves it at that as he opens the door. Megatron is still sitting on the floor, optics off as both cassettes nuzzles and stroke him.
[21:31] SunstoneWEAPON: ...okay, I can't decide whether that's hot or adorable.
[21:32] SpidergirlV: He feels a tad confused as the warm glossa leaves his jaw line, then jerks up as a pair of strong arms move down to replace it. His optics flash on and he looks right into the face of...Rumble.
[21:33] SunstoneWEAPON: *splorfle* Priceless.
[21:34] ChaosAngel2112: *counts* Five cassetticons, one 'host, one Megatron... Yep, I think we have an orgy here.
[21:34] SunstoneWEAPON: Hooray!
[21:34] SpidergirlV: Rumble grins and looks a little nervous as Frenzy plops down on Megatron's other shoulder. They look like a devil-angel pair, but it's hard to tell who's the good one.
[21:35] SpidergirlV: Megatron could care less, because now Soundwave is sitting down next to him, embracing him as beaks, paws, and hands touch him literally everywhere.
[21:35] ChaosAngel2112: *murrs*
[21:35] SpidergirlV: He permits himself to be moved between Soundwave's legs, then pauses and puts out a hand to stop him. "Shouldn't we..." and he gestures into the room.
[21:36] SpidergirlV: Whoo!
[21:37] ChaosAngel2112: Whoo?
[21:37] SpidergirlV: Speaking of Laserbeak, we just had to chase a bird out of the house.
[21:37] SunstoneWEAPON: ^_^ Hot damn.
[21:37] SunstoneWEAPON: *splorfle!*
[21:37] SpidergirlV: Seriously.
[21:37] ChaosAngel2112: *grins*
[21:37] SunstoneWEAPON: Pervy voyeur bird.
[21:37] SpidergirlV: Speaking of hot....
[21:38] SpidergirlV: The caravan moves inside, Soundwave carrying Ravage with the birds on his shoulders and Megatron still holding Rumble and Frenzy..
[21:39] SpidergirlV: Megatron sits down unsteadily on the berth as Soundwave drags Starscream out into the hallway and shuts the door.
[21:39] ChaosAngel2112: *snerks* Poor Starscream.
[21:39] SunstoneWEAPON: XD
[21:40] SunstoneWEAPON: Oh, he is going to throw SUCH a tantrum...
[21:41] SpidergirlV: They assume the same position, Megatron between Soundwave's legs on the berth, leaning back against Soundwave's chest and feeling the wonderful vibrations.
[21:41] SunstoneWEAPON: *just sits and purrs* X)
[21:42] ChaosAngel2112: *twinge* Oooooh!
[21:42] SpidergirlV: Each cassette takes a sector of Megatron, with Ravage conquering the chest and neck, 'beak and 'saw strokeing and pecking gently at his legs, and Rumble and Frenzy caressing every inch of his arms.
[21:43] SpidergirlV: Frenzy has the coveted position of Megatron's gun arm, but Rumble's look says they'll have to change places soon so he can have a turn.
[21:43] SunstoneWEAPON: *giggles* Ah, jes.
[21:43] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs*
[21:43] SpidergirlV: Megatron is barely moving, at least not on his own. He can only sit back and moan at the sensations coming from every area of his body and mind.
[21:44] ChaosAngel2112: *does something nifty to Spyglass since she's very, very... mmm,yess! over here; makes the Reflector-component go bright-opticced*
[21:46] SpidergirlV: On a whim, Frenzy begins massaging and kissing Megatron's convulsiing fingers. Not to be outdone, Rumble does the same, and better!
[21:46] ChaosAngel2112: Mouth?
[21:46] SpidergirlV: ?
[21:46] SunstoneWEAPON: I do love one-upmanship. *squees*
[21:46] ChaosAngel2112: What did he do as better?
[21:46] SpidergirlV: The kissing contest increases in intensity as Ravage licks and nuzzles the hollow of Megatron's throat. The only place left unravished is his head and Soundwave's fingers take care of that.
[21:47] SpidergirlV: (I can do better, nyah nyah!)
[21:47] SunstoneWEAPON: Y'know, it's refreshing to see Megatron as the ravished one for once. Usually he's the agressor.
[21:48] SpidergirlV: Megatron was considering it, but that would recquire moving. And he doesn't think he's capable of that right now.
[21:48] ChaosAngel2112: ... I needa write a fic where it actually matters that my version of Megatron is a virgin.
[21:48] SunstoneWEAPON: ......YES YOU DO.
[21:48] SpidergirlV: AGREED!
[21:48] ChaosAngel2112: ...
[21:48] ChaosAngel2112: Skeary people.
[21:48] SpidergirlV: Horny people, really.
[21:48] SunstoneWEAPON: ^_^ You know you love us.
[21:49] ChaosAngel2112: Yes, yes, I do.
[21:49] ChaosAngel2112: But whomever shall take advantage of him?
[21:50] SpidergirlV: "beak and 'saw are now inspecting his thrusters in the bottom of his feet. Laserbeak gets kicked in the beak as Megatron's leg convulses. He stumbles back and squawks unhappily./
[21:50] SpidergirlV: Skywarp.
[21:50] SunstoneWEAPON: ....Hm. Maybe the crime the Combatties are locked up for is deflowering Megatron?
[21:50] SpidergirlV: *falls over*
[21:50] SunstoneWEAPON: ^_^!
[21:50] SpidergirlV: WRITE THAT. NOw.
[21:50] ChaosAngel2112: .... *blinks at Pepper* Oh, holy shit, but that mental image was hot.
[21:50] SunstoneWEAPON: me?
[21:50] SpidergirlV: YES YOU.
[21:50] SpidergirlV: OR I SHALL CONTINUE TO TALK IN CAPS.
[21:51] SunstoneWEAPON: ...that would mean I'd have to rewatch "Revenge of Bruticus..."
[21:51] ChaosAngel2112: This is bad?
[21:51] SunstoneWEAPON: Well, no.
[21:51] SpidergirlV: She has a point.
[21:51] SunstoneWEAPON: Just thinking out loud.
[21:51] SunstoneWEAPON: Or in text, rather.
[21:51] ChaosAngel2112: That's okay.
[21:52] ChaosAngel2112: *has delicious mental images*
[21:52] SpidergirlV: Megatron wasn't really paying attention, but he notices it when that part of his body goes neglected. Laserbeak delivers a sharp peck to his toe and goes on with his business.
[21:52] SpidergirlV: *is also having images*
[21:53] SunstoneWEAPON: 'Cept I don't know if I can... the Megatron in my head isn't a virgin and doesn't want to admit he ever was.
[21:53] ChaosAngel2112: Onslaught so totally initiated it.
[21:53] SpidergirlV: He'd have to be a virgin at some point.
[21:53] SunstoneWEAPON: Well, yes, but he's not talking. *pokes him*
[21:53] SpidergirlV: Unless he got laid right on th assemnly line.
[21:53] SunstoneWEAPON: ...y'know, substitute Combatties with 'Structies and that's a possibility... XD
[21:54] SpidergirlV: ...oy.
[21:54] SpidergirlV: That's all kinds of wrong.
[21:54] SunstoneWEAPON: How is that wronger than the Combaticons?
[21:54] ChaosAngel2112: Mmmm... Dear Onslaught notices that, unlike other mechs in the army, their commander never takes the time to enjoy himself with whores or other troops... Set Swindle to investigate, find out he never has
[21:55] SunstoneWEAPON: *snicker*
[21:56] SpidergirlV: Sets out to remedy the situation.
[21:56] ChaosAngel2112: And, of course, he has to take advantage of this. Power-play, after all, and this is one arena where Megatron is less experienced and skilled than he
[21:56] ChaosAngel2112: .... We're wandering off-track from the Soundwave smut, aren't we?
[21:56] SpidergirlV: True.
[21:57] SpidergirlV: While Laserbeak soothes ruffled feathers and a dented beak, Megatron is mewling and gasping and making all sorts of noises.
[21:57] ChaosAngel2112: Happy Soundwave!
[21:57] SunstoneWEAPON: A little thread-drift now and then is relished by the wisest... yeah, that fell apart.
[21:57] ChaosAngel2112: *pets Pepper*
[21:58] SpidergirlV: Soundwave is vibrating and purring. working in complete unison with his cassettes.
[21:58] ChaosAngel2112: Where Onslaught goes, Vortex follows. This time to spy, since Onslaught wants to go in 'alone'. And Blast Off is bored, so he's along for the ride.
[21:58] SunstoneWEAPON: And Brawl?
[21:58] SpidergirlV: Under the seat cushion stowing away.
[21:59] SunstoneWEAPON: *thinks Megatron probably feels like he's in one of those sound spheres*
[21:59] SunstoneWEAPON: Bwah!
[21:59] ChaosAngel2112: Brawl and Swindle... Hm. Why, I bet Onslaught arranged it so that Megatron is sparring with Brawl when he goes to seduce the commander.
[21:59] ChaosAngel2112: *loves noisy Soundwave*
[22:00] SunstoneWEAPON: Perfect!
[22:00] SunstoneWEAPON: Well, that IS what Soundwave does best. ;)
[22:00] ChaosAngel2112: *nods happily*
[22:01] SpidergirlV: Soundwave is vibrating and purring. working in complete unison with his cassettes. Or he would be, if Frenzy wasn't stroking Megatron's cannon in such a seductive fashion that Rumble has just jumped him for it.
[22:01] SunstoneWEAPON: XD
[22:01] SpidergirlV: A small fight breaks out on top of Megatron, breaking the rythem.
[22:01] ChaosAngel2112: *grins* This is Megatron. We're not sure if he dislikes this
[22:01] SunstoneWEAPON: "Hey! You threw off my groove!"
[22:02] SpidergirlV: Megatron watches the whole thing with interest while Soundwave scowls at the lot of them for letting Megatron become semi-aware.
[22:03] SpidergirlV: (have to get off soon, like 20-30 mins or less)
[22:03] SunstoneWEAPON: *pouts*
[22:04] ChaosAngel2112: .*also pouts*
[22:04] SpidergirlV: A good peck on the head for both from Laserbeak sends them both to their places and Megatron is cast again into orgasmic oblivion.
[22:04] SpidergirlV: (Hey, we can picj up again or start anew or something)
[22:04] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs*
[22:05] SunstoneWEAPON: This is very true, and Megatron in orgasmic oblivion = Pepper go X)
[22:05] ChaosAngel2112: *wonders if she and Pepper can do the Combattis when this is done*
[22:05] SunstoneWEAPON: *wonders if I can do Combatties, period*
[22:06] ChaosAngel2112: *apparently writes an acceptable Brawl and Swindle*
[22:06] SunstoneWEAPON: *nodsnods!*
[22:06] SpidergirlV: Megatron cries out louder and louder as he is stimulated in every area of his body, completely helpless.
[22:06] SpidergirlV: They all feel the backwash as Soundwave distributes it, and Megatron gives one long, earthshattering scream before falling limp.
[22:06] ChaosAngel2112: *bliss*
[22:07] SunstoneWEAPON: Yay robot orgasm! ^_^
[22:07] SpidergirlV: The cassettes scatter as Soundwave lays him flat on the berth. Rumble pipes up with a mild idea on what to do, and Soundwave agrees.
[22:08] SunstoneWEAPON: ...what are they plotting now?
[22:08] ChaosAngel2112: *remembers Starscream in the hall*
[22:08] SpidergirlV: He drags Starscream back in from the hallway and shoves him onto the berth next to Megatron. For himself, he transforms and Frenzy carries him up to the shelf.
[22:08] SunstoneWEAPON: ohmigoodness. XD
[22:08] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs*
[22:09] SpidergirlV: The other cassettes retreat to their respective berths--mostly. Rumble crawls in with Ravage for a good cuddle, still making faces at Frenzy.
[22:09] SunstoneWEAPON: X) Awww.
[22:09] ChaosAngel2112: *grins*
[22:10] SpidergirlV: The vibrations fade and all goes mildly quiet. It remains that way for quite sometime....
[22:10] SpidergirlV: Until Starscream wakes up, that is.
[22:10] SpidergirlV: TO BE CONTINUED.
Internet situation: I'm probably going to continue getting cut off around ten-ten thirty for "a while, but not a long while". I quote directly, that's the best answer I could get. But I should be able to finagle something for the weekend and get at least a little more time.
This started out normal enough, for smut, and then it kinda got carried away, and then carried away more, and then it got carried away by a pirate and is getting ravished on a ship somewhere in the Carribbean. I think we got it up to--what?--eight people this time?
[19:03] ChaosAngel2112: Soundwave love is good love. *is still very happy with the way her smut with Pepper turned out*
[19:03] SpidergirlV: *purrs* You're not the only one.
[19:04] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs louder*
[19:04] SpidergirlV: *purrs with harmonics*
[19:04] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs with melodics*
[19:05] SpidergirlV: Now I'm all vibratey.
[19:06] ChaosAngel2112: Heh. Isn't it great?
[19:06] SpidergirlV: I see why Starscream likes it so much.
[19:07] ChaosAngel2112: And Soundwave likes Starscream because he's a screamer. &grins*
[19:07] SpidergirlV: Soundwave: Statement: Starscream makes sexy noises.
[19:08] ChaosAngel2112: *nods*
[19:08] SpidergirlV: But where does Megatron fit into all of this?
[19:09] ChaosAngel2112: I imagine he's up in the command room, wondering where the hell his second and third in command are.
[19:09] SpidergirlV: He doesn't go to investigate after Rumble and Buzzsaw wander by grumbling about "They're at it again?"
[19:10] ChaosAngel2112: *giggles*
[19:11] SpidergirlV: Then Rumble asks where Ravage is, and the for-Cassette-audials-only response from Buzzsaw is that he's up in the vents with Laserbeak.
[19:12] ChaosAngel2112: *snickers*
[19:12] SpidergirlV: Rumble suggests that they join them in watchiing, and Buzzsaw says, "They're not just watching."
[19:15] SpidergirlV: Rumble infers a wish to join them anyway.
[19:15] ChaosAngel2112: Hee!
[19:17] SpidergirlV: Buzzsaw shrugs, wondering if there'd be enough space. Frenzy passes by and asks the same Ravage-related question, gets the same answer, and proposes the same thing. Buzzsaw thinks there might be another vent nearby that is a bit more spacious.
[19:17] ChaosAngel2112: Yay!
[19:18] SpidergirlV: Megatron has been listening to the intelligible half of the conversation and is quite curious. The Cassetticons wander off and he follows, casually yet sneakily.
[19:18] ChaosAngel2112: *lets Seiber tell the story*
[19:20] SpidergirlV: Sneak, sneak, sneak. He follows until they get to the vent which is, strangely enough, near Soundwave's quarters. All three enter, Rumble pulling the grate closed behind them. Megatron is left to wonder what's going on. He puts an audial to the grate.
[19:21] SpidergirlV: There is the sound of a soft crash and a squawk. Rumble tells Buzzsaw to be quiet, he'll get his turn as soon as they get comfortable. There is an "mmm..." from Frenzy, followed by, "I can hear it from here. They're really getting worked up, aren't they?"
[19:23] SpidergirlV: Megatron isn't quite sure who "they" are until the Cassettes get a bit quieter. Then he senses it, a soft vibration in his whole body, making him feel relaxed and worked up at the same time. What is Soundwave doing?
[19:25] SpidergirlV: "The better for us, huh, Frenzy?" says Rumble. Megatron can see the vague reflection of the three bodies and their shadows on the walls of the vents. There is another small crash and the sound of scraping metal and someone turning over and over. This is all followed by suspicious noises from two humanoids and a bird.
[19:25] ChaosAngel2112: *grins*
[19:27] SpidergirlV: Megatron is slightly disturbed by all of this, but strangely finds the urge to stay. The noises become louder, and Rumble's name is invoked a few times. Then it gets invoked one time too many, and one decibel too loud.
[19:27] SpidergirlV: "SOUNDWAVE!"
[19:28] SpidergirlV: It is a harsh voice from the other end of the vent, and it isn't happy. The vibrations that Megatron is feeling turn a little harsher and there is motion inside the vent. "Slag!" cry Rumble and Frenzy as one as they try to make a run for it.
[19:28] ChaosAngel2112: Heh.
[19:29] SpidergirlV: Rumble backpedals and trips over Buzzsaw. All three fumble in a frenzy but can't saw their way out of this one.
[19:30] SpidergirlV: A dark arm reaches into the vent and Megatron ducks just in time to avoid being seen by Soundwave as he drags Rumble out by the leg. Frenzy is the next to be taken, and Buzzsaw isn't far behind.
[19:33] SpidergirlV: "Can't you control your scraplets?" cries Starscream--it has to be Starscream, no one else is that screechy--as three loud crashes are heard."They were up there the whole time and you couldn't-"
[19:34] SpidergirlV: "We didn't mean it, it was an accident!" say Rumble and Frenzy at once. Buzzsaw flaps and tries to appear innocent. Megatron can't hear exactly what Soundwave is saying in those quiet monotone tones, but it seems to be calming Starscream down a little.
[19:34] ChaosAngel2112: *grins*
[19:35] SpidergirlV: Megatron presses his audial to the grate again, his head almost all the way inside the vent. "--well, I don't like it," Starscream is saying. "Innocent mischief," replies Soundwave. "Nothing about them is innocent. And stop doing that."
[19:36] SpidergirlV: Megatron isn't sure what the "that" is, but it's making Frenzy snicker. "Embarrassed?" asks Soundwave. "No, but I'm no pervert either, get your hands off me!"
[19:38] SpidergirlV: Megatron removes the grate and lifts himself up to peer into Soundwave's room. Soundwave is sliding a finger down Starscream's wing, and Starscream is trying to push him away. Frenzy loudly promises that it won't happen again, and Soundwave replies that he doesn't want them caught like that again. The inference being, "You can do it, just don't get caught."
[19:38] ChaosAngel2112: *grins* That's my boy!
[19:40] SpidergirlV: The vibrations are picking up again. There is an excited noise from Frenzy followed by a disgusted one from Starscream. "So you come here to ride on Soundwave's vibrations? Too bad, I'm not in the mood for sharing." Megatron sees his body jerk and Soundwave stops him just before he kicks the cowering casseticon.
[19:40] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs*
[19:42] SpidergirlV: "Cassettes can enjoy themselves," says Soundwave peaceably. Rumble chips in that they'd stay out of the way, and Frenzy adds that they never get vibrations that good off Soundwave alone.
[19:43] ChaosAngel2112: ... *pervy thoughts*
[19:45] SpidergirlV: Soundwave looks at Starscream planitivly while increasing the vibrations, adding an almost musical aspect to it. Megatron can feel himself getting mildly aroused from where he stands, it must be much more intense for Starscream. "Oh...fine. But I don't want to have to look at them." Starscream grabs Soundwave roughly and starts feeling up his chest while the Cassettes make happy noises and scramble for an out-of-the-way place to make out.
[19:45] ChaosAngel2112: *grins*
[19:46] SpidergirlV: Megatron shivers at the intensity as Rumble mutters, "Yeah, this is it. Perfect.
[19:46] SpidergirlV: "
[19:47] SpidergirlV: "See, this is why we like Starscream," comments Frenzy. Buzzsaw gives an ecstatic squawk as both Cassettes run their hands over his wings.
[19:47] ChaosAngel2112: *happy land*
[19:47] SpidergirlV: (I like Cassetislash, it's just that no one writes it)
[19:47] SpidergirlV: brb
[19:48] ChaosAngel2112: (I need more setup than it's worth to do Rumble/Reflector.)
[19:48] SpidergirlV: (back)
[19:48] SpidergirlV: (but random smut can be useful)
[19:48] ChaosAngel2112: This is true.
[19:49] SpidergirlV: Meanwhile, Soundwave is pushing the barriers farther and farther back as Starscream moans and cries out. He's got the Seeker pushed back against the wall and is busy touching his wings and back while humming into his throat.
[19:49] ChaosAngel2112: *murrs*
[19:51] SpidergirlV: All three Cassettes are now entangled on the floor, right in the perfect spot where Megatron can see them but out of the way of the two larger lovers. Frenzy and Rumble are kissing, hands wandering all over each other and over Buzzsaw, who is sandwiched between them. Megatron wonders briefly how Ravage and Laserbeak are making out, then raises an eye ridge at his own double entendre.
[19:54] SpidergirlV: The music and vibrations, combined with the mild vibrations coming from the Cassettes(Frenzy especially) are enough to make Megatron gasp slightly and rest a hand against the wall. It was powerful with just the pair, but now Soundwave is gathering the emotions and passions of the whole room and redirecting them as if they are all sharing the same four experiences.
[19:54] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs* Oooooh
[19:56] SpidergirlV: The vibrations now elicit a slight moan from the Decepticon leader. He is forced to back away from the vent and lean back against the wall. He shuts off his optics and takes in the vibrations and the noises coming from Soundwave's room.
[19:58] SpidergirlV: Starscream begins cryingo ut louder in perfect concordance with Soundwave's erotic music, and Rumble chuckles as he nuzzles Buzzsaw. "Ooh, he's screaming now. Soundwave loves it when he does that." Frenzy's soft cries are added to those of Starscream but are nowhere near the intensity or passion of the Air Commander's.
[19:59] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs*
[20:00] SpidergirlV: Yes, there's that too. Starscream is too distracted to notice but there's definite purring going on from somewhere.
[20:00] ChaosAngel2112: Hee!
[20:01] SpidergirlV: Soundwave shakes his head and continues. He knew they were there the whole time; being part of a cassette-group means lessened privacy. And no one can say they don't have family togetherness time.
[20:01] ChaosAngel2112: *snickers
[20:02] SpidergirlV: Although if Runble calls the Air Commander "Uncle Starscream" one more time, Soundwave won't be responsible for the consequences.
[20:03] ChaosAngel2112: *snickers more*
[20:04] SpidergirlV: Starscream is moaning and thrashing, and the Cassettes are quickly approaching climax. Soundwave finds himself abruptly shoved and pinned, coincidentally landing next to the coupled cassettes. They look up in surprise as Starscream proceeds to literally push Soundwave's buttons.
[20:05] ChaosAngel2112: Yeee!
[20:06] SpidergirlV: All three cassettes skitter back as the music changes, becoming less passive and more passionate. Frenzy winces and mutters that he wishes Starscream were a little more musically inclined. Starscream hears him.
[20:06] ChaosAngel2112: Heh.
[20:08] SpidergirlV: "And I suppose you could do better, scraplet?" Starscream continues playing Soundwave as he picks Frenzy up and places him on Soundwave's chest with his free hand. Frenzy looks uncertain. They piggyback on Soundwave's sex waves, but one of the unwritten rules is that they never actually do it with Soundwave.
[20:08] SpidergirlV: Still, he points out a few combinations that have worked in the past and makes a couple suggestions before Soundwave knocks him away.
[20:13] SpidergirlV: Starscream puts the advice into action and the Cassettes go back to what they were doing, Buzzsaw briefly reprimanding Frenzy for "being a traitor". Frenzy responds that he was "working for the good of the cause".
[20:13] ChaosAngel2112: Heh.
[20:16] SpidergirlV: The atmosphere is nearly unbearable. Outisde, Megatron has nearly collapsed from the backwash alone and the highly erotic noises. He wouldn't mind having Soundwave (heck, anyone decent) out there to touch him and perhaps make the physical stimuli match up with the mental ones. Megatron runds a hand down his own gun arm and gently strokes the barrel as he makes do.
[20:16] ChaosAngel2112: *melts*
[20:17] SpidergirlV: (we need a chat or something, Pepper's on)
[20:18] ChaosAngel2112: Chat!
[20:18] ChaosAngel2112: But only if you keep story-telling.
[20:18] SpidergirlV: Of course!
[20:18] SpidergirlV: Megatrom shuts off his optics and is suddenly in Soundwave's place on the floor, with Starscream touching him all over. He mimickes them on himself as Starscream cackles within and Buzzsaw makes an agonized shriek.
[20:18] SpidergirlV: You start it.
Right here we got into the chat with Pepper. I brought her up to date and continued.
20:20] *** SunstoneWEAPON has joined the chat.
[20:20] ChaosAngel2112: *hopes things work*
[20:20] SpidergirlV: *is in*
[20:20] SunstoneWEAPON: *waves!*
[20:20] SpidergirlV: I'm filling Pepper in in her own box.
[20:21] ChaosAngel2112: Yay!
[20:21] SunstoneWEAPON: ^_^ *is enjoying so far*
[20:21] ChaosAngel2112: *is also icon-making, because she needs to get rid of some of these bases*
[20:21] SpidergirlV: Long story short, Starscream and Soundwave are at it in Sounder's room. Rumble, Frenzy and Buzzsaw get caught making out in the vents nearby, but Sounders convinces him to let them stay.
[20:21] SpidergirlV: Speaking of icons...
[20:22] SpidergirlV: Eh, later.
[20:23] ChaosAngel2112: *works on her SS/SW banner*
[20:23] SpidergirlV: Now, where was I? Ah, Megatron touching himself out in the hallway.
[20:23] SpidergirlV: Megatrom shuts off his optics and is suddenly in Soundwave's place on the floor, with Starscream touching him all over. He mimickes them on himself as Starscream cackles within and Buzzsaw makes an agonized shriek.
[20:25] SunstoneWEAPON: *props self up and listens with a dreamy expression*
[20:25] SpidergirlV: Anyone who was thinking clearly would wonder why no one was hearing all this, but no one in a fifty foot radius is SpidergirlV: thinking about much except vibrations and hands and lips all over them and erotic cries that intermingle with the music.
[20:27] SpidergirlV: There is a stifled squawk as Buzzsaw tackles Rumble and proceeds to give back a little of what the humanoid cassettes were dishing out. Starscream is distracted by this, and that is when Soundwave strikes.
[20:27] ChaosAngel2112: *murrs*
[20:28] SunstoneWEAPON: *leeeaaans forward*
[20:29] SpidergirlV: He pulls the seeker close to him and hims at just the right frequency so that Starscream's body is humming right along with him.
[20:29] SunstoneWEAPON: ..ooh.
[20:29] SpidergirlV: Four voices rise in mutual ectasy, and if anyone was listening closely they'd hear a fifth one right outside the door as Megatron draws desperate fingers up and down his gun arm.
[20:29] ChaosAngel2112: Mmmmm!
[20:30] SunstoneWEAPON: *goes thud a bit*
[20:30] SpidergirlV: However, Soundwave has five operating cassettes. Three of them are tangled about and making out on the floor, but the other two...
[20:30] ChaosAngel2112: *grins*
[20:31] SunstoneWEAPON: *smirk*
[20:31] SpidergirlV: Well, Ravage had been enjoying the fact that he and Laserbeak were smart enough not to get caught, but being farther removed from the vibrations meant that they are a little more sensitive to the outside world.
[20:33] SpidergirlV: The panther manages to detangle himself from the Casseticon vulture and silently communicate his suspicions.
[20:33] SunstoneWEAPON: ...Megatron with an audience... hooboy. *floor!*
[20:33] ChaosAngel2112: *nudges Pepper*
[20:33] SunstoneWEAPON: *is nudged* *rolls over* *bliss* X)
[20:34] SpidergirlV: They had chose a vent that was higher up and farther back, so when Ravage pokes his head out to see who's out there, he's about ten feet above Megatron's trembling form.
[20:34] ChaosAngel2112: Mmm!
[20:35] SpidergirlV: /Wasn't expecting him/ murmers Laserbeak. Ravage growls softly, content to watch for now as the other cassette nuzsles his head.
[20:35] SunstoneWEAPON: Oh, to be a cyberbee on the wall...
[20:35] ChaosAngel2112: Who was Laserbeak expecting? Skywarp?
[20:36] SpidergirlV: (Not Megatron masturbating, that's for sure)
[20:36] SunstoneWEAPON: I don't see why not. That form of his was made for self-stimulation. :P
[20:37] ChaosAngel2112: That form of his is made for all sorts of stimulation.... Mmmmmm!
[20:37] SunstoneWEAPON: *gigglefit*
[20:38] SpidergirlV: Megatron moans, running his fingers along his cannon again as Laserbeak notices that he looks lonely.
[20:38] SpidergirlV: Ravage points out that they aren't exactly his type. That and the fact that he's enjoying a little one-on-one time with Laserbeak.
[20:38] SunstoneWEAPON: *volunteers!*
[20:38] ChaosAngel2112: (Link: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/18709342/)http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/18709342/ -- Here, Pepper.
[20:38] SpidergirlV: Buzzsaw is the one who usually hogs the other bird-form Decepticon.
[20:38] SunstoneWEAPON: *click*
[20:38] ChaosAngel2112: *volunteers the Constructicons*
[20:38] SunstoneWEAPON: ...I LIKE the way you think. XD
[20:38] ChaosAngel2112: Which part? *is innocent*
[20:39] SpidergirlV: That picture still scares me.
[20:39] SunstoneWEAPON: The Constructicons mass-groping Megatron.
[20:39] SpidergirlV: Where's THAT?
[20:39] ChaosAngel2112: Yes. I faved it because I kept coming back to stare at it.
[20:39] SunstoneWEAPON: *points at 'becca* She said it!
[20:40] SpidergirlV: I thought there was a pic...
[20:40] ChaosAngel2112: *shakes head sadly*
[20:40] SpidergirlV: Aw.
[20:40] SunstoneWEAPON: A shame, indeed.
[20:41] SpidergirlV: Still, Megatron looks so appealing down there. He's quivering, practically begging for a little attention. Ravage isn't the most dextrous of Decepticons, but...
[20:41] ChaosAngel2112: Kitty
[20:42] ChaosAngel2112: (Link: http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/vkaplan/photos/roo/tummy.jpg)http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/vkaplan/photos/roo/tummy.jpg
[20:42] SpidergirlV: He consults with Laserbeak and decides that they might as well. Variety is always a good thing.
[20:42] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs*
[20:43] SpidergirlV: Ravage crouches, then takes the plunge, landing directly in Megatron's lap. Megatron starts, horrified at the thought that he was being watched.
[20:44] SpidergirlV: Laserbeak lands on his arm a moment later and stares inquiringly at him.
[20:44] ChaosAngel2112: *squeaks and would be petting Ravage but good*
[20:45] SpidergirlV: Ravage purrs, adding to Soundwave's vibrations, and Laserbeak nuzzles him.
[20:45] SpidergirlV: Seiber wonders how exactly things got to this state.
[20:46] ChaosAngel2112: You started story-telling.
[20:46] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs*
[20:46] SunstoneWEAPON: *nodsnods*
[20:46] SunstoneWEAPON: Wacky things happen when Seiber tells stories.
[20:47] SpidergirlV: Megatron gently pats Ravage on the head, and Ravage puts his paws on Megatron's chest, nuzzling his face. Laserbeak begins exploring the cannon with his beak and claws, surprisingly gentle.
[20:49] SpidergirlV: The paws and claws on him are enough to make Megatron ignore how strange the situation is. The two work in perfect tandem, matching the vibrations and touching Megatron exactly where he needs it.
[20:49] SunstoneWEAPON: *watches closely and takes notes*
[20:49] ChaosAngel2112: *is just purring like crazy*
[20:50] SpidergirlV: So is Ravage, as Megatron strokes his back. Laserbeak caws for attention and Megatron gives it to him.
[20:51] SpidergirlV: Inside the room, Buzzsaw recieves a short message. He squawks, turns over, and repeats it quietly to the other two cassettes.
[20:51] SunstoneWEAPON: ...oh lord. XD
[20:51] SunstoneWEAPON: If Starscream finds out about this he'll never live it down.
[20:52] SpidergirlV: Rumble restrains his giggles but Frenzy lets out a brief and too-loud laugh at the image. Starscream looks over, curious, and Rumble immediatly begins tickling the other cassette as a cover.
[20:53] ChaosAngel2112: *grins*
[20:54] SpidergirlV: Soundwave also noticed the slip but says nothing. He'll get the story out of them later. At the corner of his sensors, he notices that Ravage and Laserbeak have changed positions.
[20:54] ChaosAngel2112: *grins*
[20:54] SpidergirlV: Thinking they have simply finished and moved on, he ignores the change and continues molesting Starscream, unaware of what's going on right outside his door.
[20:54] SunstoneWEAPON: ...that's a shame. He'd be interested. :P
[20:55] ChaosAngel2112: Yes, yes, he would.
[20:56] SpidergirlV: Megatron has his head tilted back, moaning as Ravage licks his throat. He wonders how the two got so good at this, considering neither have hands. Laserbeak has also moved to Megatron's lap and is pecking out a gentle rythem on his chest, a drum beat to Soundwave's keyboard. Megatron is petting both of them, clumsily as he doesn't quite know where to look yet.
[21:01] SpidergirlV: The other cassettes are much better, but Laserbeak is confident that Megatron will learn about the inside of his wings and Ravage's tail at some point.
[21:01] ChaosAngel2112: *grins*
[21:01] SunstoneWEAPON: *gigglefit*
[21:01] SunstoneWEAPON: Yes, Megatron has never been slow on the uptake, whatever else you can say about him.
[21:02] SpidergirlV: Megatron is indeed not. His caresses grow more confident and sure, and Laserbeak is happy to spread his wings and show Megatron where to go. He squawks in a tone Megatron had never heard before.
[21:03] SpidergirlV: The only thing that came close was the noise he made when they were victorious or he had some secret...to....
[21:03] SunstoneWEAPON: *purrrr*
[21:03] ChaosAngel2112: *quivers in antici-
[21:03] ChaosAngel2112: -pation*
[21:03] SpidergirlV: Megatron's hand abruptly clenches around Laserbeak's head. Laserbeak struggles and Ravage snarls at him.
[21:04] ChaosAngel2112: *clutches Pepper*
[21:04] SpidergirlV: Megatron is suddenly aware of the fact that Soundwave knows what the cassettes know. For all he knows, Soundwave is the one who sent them out here. Laserbeak cries out louder, then falls silent at Ravage's command.
[21:04] SunstoneWEAPON: *is clutched!*
[21:05] SpidergirlV: Both cassettes give him innocent "what did we do?" looks and Megatron relents. He knows Soundwave's secret, they are equal in blackmail. Besides, isn't this his right?
[21:05] ChaosAngel2112: It is totally.
[21:06] SunstoneWEAPON: yes, yes!
[21:06] SpidergirlV: Soundwave and all his cassettes belong to him. This is simply another way of exploring that right, albeit a strange one.
[21:06] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs*
[21:06] SunstoneWEAPON: ^_^ Exploit, baby, exploit!
[21:07] SpidergirlV: He releases Laserbeak, who shakes his head and ruffles his wings. Ravage leans up against Megatron and purrs ingratiatingly.
[21:07] ChaosAngel2112: *is all happy-snuggly over kitty. And is still holding onto Pepper*
[21:08] SpidergirlV: "Not a word of this had better get out to the rest of the base," mutters Megatron as he pats the panther's head. Ravage licks his chest and both cassettes go back to what they were doing.
[21:08] SunstoneWEAPON: ^_^ *snuggles 'becca*
[21:08] SunstoneWEAPON: *snrk* *pokes Swindle* You hear that?
[21:08] ChaosAngel2112: Swindle: (looks innocent)
[21:09] SunstoneWEAPON: :P
[21:09] SpidergirlV: Meanwhile, in the room, the other three cassettes are still going at it. Buzzsaw is still the cheese in the cassetisandwich, and is quite happy about it.
[21:11] SpidergirlV: Rumble and Frenzy are the only two with proper kissing-style mouths and are putting them to good use, acting as if Buzzsaw was only an extentsion of themselves.
[21:11] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs*
[21:11] SpidergirlV: brb
[21:11] SunstoneWEAPON: ...sammich! XD
[21:12] ChaosAngel2112: Indeed!
[21:12] ChaosAngel2112: Hey, should I post my Soundwave/Starscream log to mecha_erotica?
[21:12] SpidergirlV: brb in about ten or so mins.
[21:12] SunstoneWEAPON: Sure, why not.
[21:12] SunstoneWEAPON: *wavewaves to Seiber*
[21:12] SpidergirlV: Talk amoungst yourselves.
[21:12] SunstoneWEAPON: *pins a snuggle to Seiber's jacket*
[21:13] ChaosAngel2112: *eyes Pepper* Talk amongst ourselves....
[21:13] SunstoneWEAPON: *evil grin*
[21:13] ChaosAngel2112: So, how 'bout that Reflector?
[21:13] SunstoneWEAPON: Would sex between his components be incest or masturbation? *blinkblink*
[21:14] ChaosAngel2112: I tend to go with masturbation.
[21:14] ChaosAngel2112: Since I mostly write him as the same person. Just three bodies.
[21:14] SunstoneWEAPON: ...yeah, probably.
[21:15] ChaosAngel2112: I wish he got more smut. I mean, three bodies! One person! The possibilities!
[21:15] SunstoneWEAPON: Still, that's some fun masturbation. Just try kissing yourself on the lips. XD
[21:16] ChaosAngel2112: Hee!
[21:17] ChaosAngel2112: ... I need a good SW icon.
[21:17] SunstoneWEAPON: ...hmm.
[21:18] ChaosAngel2112: Posted to mech whores.
[21:18] SunstoneWEAPON: *has no SW icons* *gives you Reflectorsnugglepiles instead*
[21:18] SunstoneWEAPON: yay!
[21:18] SpidergirlV: *is back*
[21:18] SunstoneWEAPON: *tackle!*
[21:18] ChaosAngel2112: *snuggles Reflector* Reflector: .... "Help?"
[21:19] SunstoneWEAPON: *gigglefit* Shaddap and snuggle, youse.
[21:19] SpidergirlV: Starscream screams so loud Megatron can hear him over the roar in his own audials and collapses on Soundwave.
[21:19] ChaosAngel2112: Reflector: *complies and snuggles all the girls simultaneously*
[21:19] SunstoneWEAPON: Yay!
[21:19] SpidergirlV: Ooh, I like this guy. *cuddles with Spectro while telling the story*
[21:19] SunstoneWEAPON: ...and, good thing for Soundwave that Starscream don't weigh much. :P
[21:19] ChaosAngel2112: *has Spyglass*
[21:20] SpidergirlV: (And I's so nabbing at least one of those)
[21:20] SunstoneWEAPON: *has......... the other guy* o_O;;;
[21:20] ChaosAngel2112: *helpfully* Viewfinder. -- The icons
[21:20] ChaosAngel2112: ?
[21:20] SpidergirlV: Viewfinder: *is sad*
[21:20] SpidergirlV: Yes.
[21:20] SunstoneWEAPON: ah. Thank you!
[21:20] SunstoneWEAPON: *snuggles Viewfinder and feeds him energon goodies*
[21:21] SpidergirlV: There is a small sound of clashing metal as Rumble and Frenzy applaud Soundwave's "performance". Soundwave does not bow, but he looks smug.
[21:21] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs, startling Spyglass*
[21:22] SunstoneWEAPON: *giggles* Soundwave has the smug look down.
[21:22] SpidergirlV: "You were laughing," states Soundwave as he moves out from under Starscream. It is not a question.
[21:23] SpidergirlV: The three look awkwardly at each other before Buzzsaw reports on the situation in the hallway. Soundwave is silent for a moment, considering.
[21:23] ChaosAngel2112: Buzzsaw: "... Well, boss, Megatron is in the hall getting groped by Laserbeak and Ravage."
[21:24] SunstoneWEAPON: Soundwave: ...woohoo!
[21:24] SpidergirlV: "Situation, interesting," he finally says. Frenzy bursts out laughing.
[21:25] SunstoneWEAPON: XD Ah, Soundwave. You and your gift for understatement.
[21:26] SpidergirlV: Rumble makes a lewd joke involving petting and a certain earth slang term for cats. The other cassettes groan.
[21:26] SunstoneWEAPON: *splorfle*
[21:26] ChaosAngel2112: *giggles*
[21:26] SunstoneWEAPON: Leave it to Rumble to be the master of talking dirty, Earth style.
[21:27] SpidergirlV: Soundwave cocks his head and inquires, "Energy levels usable?" All three look a little disturbed, then Rumble says, "Well, I'm not that worn out."
[21:27] SpidergirlV: brb
[21:29] SpidergirlV: *grumbles about dishes*
[21:30] SpidergirlV: Soundwave rises and makes his way to the door, the other cassettes at his heels. "Right now? All of us?" comes the surprised chorus. Frenzy adds, "What if he sits on me?"
[21:30] SunstoneWEAPON: .....BWAH.
[21:31] SpidergirlV: "Risks, acceptable. Rewards...interesting." Soundwave leaves it at that as he opens the door. Megatron is still sitting on the floor, optics off as both cassettes nuzzles and stroke him.
[21:31] SunstoneWEAPON: ...okay, I can't decide whether that's hot or adorable.
[21:32] SpidergirlV: He feels a tad confused as the warm glossa leaves his jaw line, then jerks up as a pair of strong arms move down to replace it. His optics flash on and he looks right into the face of...Rumble.
[21:33] SunstoneWEAPON: *splorfle* Priceless.
[21:34] ChaosAngel2112: *counts* Five cassetticons, one 'host, one Megatron... Yep, I think we have an orgy here.
[21:34] SunstoneWEAPON: Hooray!
[21:34] SpidergirlV: Rumble grins and looks a little nervous as Frenzy plops down on Megatron's other shoulder. They look like a devil-angel pair, but it's hard to tell who's the good one.
[21:35] SpidergirlV: Megatron could care less, because now Soundwave is sitting down next to him, embracing him as beaks, paws, and hands touch him literally everywhere.
[21:35] ChaosAngel2112: *murrs*
[21:35] SpidergirlV: He permits himself to be moved between Soundwave's legs, then pauses and puts out a hand to stop him. "Shouldn't we..." and he gestures into the room.
[21:36] SpidergirlV: Whoo!
[21:37] ChaosAngel2112: Whoo?
[21:37] SpidergirlV: Speaking of Laserbeak, we just had to chase a bird out of the house.
[21:37] SunstoneWEAPON: ^_^ Hot damn.
[21:37] SunstoneWEAPON: *splorfle!*
[21:37] SpidergirlV: Seriously.
[21:37] ChaosAngel2112: *grins*
[21:37] SunstoneWEAPON: Pervy voyeur bird.
[21:37] SpidergirlV: Speaking of hot....
[21:38] SpidergirlV: The caravan moves inside, Soundwave carrying Ravage with the birds on his shoulders and Megatron still holding Rumble and Frenzy..
[21:39] SpidergirlV: Megatron sits down unsteadily on the berth as Soundwave drags Starscream out into the hallway and shuts the door.
[21:39] ChaosAngel2112: *snerks* Poor Starscream.
[21:39] SunstoneWEAPON: XD
[21:40] SunstoneWEAPON: Oh, he is going to throw SUCH a tantrum...
[21:41] SpidergirlV: They assume the same position, Megatron between Soundwave's legs on the berth, leaning back against Soundwave's chest and feeling the wonderful vibrations.
[21:41] SunstoneWEAPON: *just sits and purrs* X)
[21:42] ChaosAngel2112: *twinge* Oooooh!
[21:42] SpidergirlV: Each cassette takes a sector of Megatron, with Ravage conquering the chest and neck, 'beak and 'saw strokeing and pecking gently at his legs, and Rumble and Frenzy caressing every inch of his arms.
[21:43] SpidergirlV: Frenzy has the coveted position of Megatron's gun arm, but Rumble's look says they'll have to change places soon so he can have a turn.
[21:43] SunstoneWEAPON: *giggles* Ah, jes.
[21:43] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs*
[21:43] SpidergirlV: Megatron is barely moving, at least not on his own. He can only sit back and moan at the sensations coming from every area of his body and mind.
[21:44] ChaosAngel2112: *does something nifty to Spyglass since she's very, very... mmm,yess! over here; makes the Reflector-component go bright-opticced*
[21:46] SpidergirlV: On a whim, Frenzy begins massaging and kissing Megatron's convulsiing fingers. Not to be outdone, Rumble does the same, and better!
[21:46] ChaosAngel2112: Mouth?
[21:46] SpidergirlV: ?
[21:46] SunstoneWEAPON: I do love one-upmanship. *squees*
[21:46] ChaosAngel2112: What did he do as better?
[21:46] SpidergirlV: The kissing contest increases in intensity as Ravage licks and nuzzles the hollow of Megatron's throat. The only place left unravished is his head and Soundwave's fingers take care of that.
[21:47] SpidergirlV: (I can do better, nyah nyah!)
[21:47] SunstoneWEAPON: Y'know, it's refreshing to see Megatron as the ravished one for once. Usually he's the agressor.
[21:48] SpidergirlV: Megatron was considering it, but that would recquire moving. And he doesn't think he's capable of that right now.
[21:48] ChaosAngel2112: ... I needa write a fic where it actually matters that my version of Megatron is a virgin.
[21:48] SunstoneWEAPON: ......YES YOU DO.
[21:48] SpidergirlV: AGREED!
[21:48] ChaosAngel2112: ...
[21:48] ChaosAngel2112: Skeary people.
[21:48] SpidergirlV: Horny people, really.
[21:48] SunstoneWEAPON: ^_^ You know you love us.
[21:49] ChaosAngel2112: Yes, yes, I do.
[21:49] ChaosAngel2112: But whomever shall take advantage of him?
[21:50] SpidergirlV: "beak and 'saw are now inspecting his thrusters in the bottom of his feet. Laserbeak gets kicked in the beak as Megatron's leg convulses. He stumbles back and squawks unhappily./
[21:50] SpidergirlV: Skywarp.
[21:50] SunstoneWEAPON: ....Hm. Maybe the crime the Combatties are locked up for is deflowering Megatron?
[21:50] SpidergirlV: *falls over*
[21:50] SunstoneWEAPON: ^_^!
[21:50] SpidergirlV: WRITE THAT. NOw.
[21:50] ChaosAngel2112: .... *blinks at Pepper* Oh, holy shit, but that mental image was hot.
[21:50] SunstoneWEAPON: me?
[21:50] SpidergirlV: YES YOU.
[21:50] SpidergirlV: OR I SHALL CONTINUE TO TALK IN CAPS.
[21:51] SunstoneWEAPON: ...that would mean I'd have to rewatch "Revenge of Bruticus..."
[21:51] ChaosAngel2112: This is bad?
[21:51] SunstoneWEAPON: Well, no.
[21:51] SpidergirlV: She has a point.
[21:51] SunstoneWEAPON: Just thinking out loud.
[21:51] SunstoneWEAPON: Or in text, rather.
[21:51] ChaosAngel2112: That's okay.
[21:52] ChaosAngel2112: *has delicious mental images*
[21:52] SpidergirlV: Megatron wasn't really paying attention, but he notices it when that part of his body goes neglected. Laserbeak delivers a sharp peck to his toe and goes on with his business.
[21:52] SpidergirlV: *is also having images*
[21:53] SunstoneWEAPON: 'Cept I don't know if I can... the Megatron in my head isn't a virgin and doesn't want to admit he ever was.
[21:53] ChaosAngel2112: Onslaught so totally initiated it.
[21:53] SpidergirlV: He'd have to be a virgin at some point.
[21:53] SunstoneWEAPON: Well, yes, but he's not talking. *pokes him*
[21:53] SpidergirlV: Unless he got laid right on th assemnly line.
[21:53] SunstoneWEAPON: ...y'know, substitute Combatties with 'Structies and that's a possibility... XD
[21:54] SpidergirlV: ...oy.
[21:54] SpidergirlV: That's all kinds of wrong.
[21:54] SunstoneWEAPON: How is that wronger than the Combaticons?
[21:54] ChaosAngel2112: Mmmm... Dear Onslaught notices that, unlike other mechs in the army, their commander never takes the time to enjoy himself with whores or other troops... Set Swindle to investigate, find out he never has
[21:55] SunstoneWEAPON: *snicker*
[21:56] SpidergirlV: Sets out to remedy the situation.
[21:56] ChaosAngel2112: And, of course, he has to take advantage of this. Power-play, after all, and this is one arena where Megatron is less experienced and skilled than he
[21:56] ChaosAngel2112: .... We're wandering off-track from the Soundwave smut, aren't we?
[21:56] SpidergirlV: True.
[21:57] SpidergirlV: While Laserbeak soothes ruffled feathers and a dented beak, Megatron is mewling and gasping and making all sorts of noises.
[21:57] ChaosAngel2112: Happy Soundwave!
[21:57] SunstoneWEAPON: A little thread-drift now and then is relished by the wisest... yeah, that fell apart.
[21:57] ChaosAngel2112: *pets Pepper*
[21:58] SpidergirlV: Soundwave is vibrating and purring. working in complete unison with his cassettes.
[21:58] ChaosAngel2112: Where Onslaught goes, Vortex follows. This time to spy, since Onslaught wants to go in 'alone'. And Blast Off is bored, so he's along for the ride.
[21:58] SunstoneWEAPON: And Brawl?
[21:58] SpidergirlV: Under the seat cushion stowing away.
[21:59] SunstoneWEAPON: *thinks Megatron probably feels like he's in one of those sound spheres*
[21:59] SunstoneWEAPON: Bwah!
[21:59] ChaosAngel2112: Brawl and Swindle... Hm. Why, I bet Onslaught arranged it so that Megatron is sparring with Brawl when he goes to seduce the commander.
[21:59] ChaosAngel2112: *loves noisy Soundwave*
[22:00] SunstoneWEAPON: Perfect!
[22:00] SunstoneWEAPON: Well, that IS what Soundwave does best. ;)
[22:00] ChaosAngel2112: *nods happily*
[22:01] SpidergirlV: Soundwave is vibrating and purring. working in complete unison with his cassettes. Or he would be, if Frenzy wasn't stroking Megatron's cannon in such a seductive fashion that Rumble has just jumped him for it.
[22:01] SunstoneWEAPON: XD
[22:01] SpidergirlV: A small fight breaks out on top of Megatron, breaking the rythem.
[22:01] ChaosAngel2112: *grins* This is Megatron. We're not sure if he dislikes this
[22:01] SunstoneWEAPON: "Hey! You threw off my groove!"
[22:02] SpidergirlV: Megatron watches the whole thing with interest while Soundwave scowls at the lot of them for letting Megatron become semi-aware.
[22:03] SpidergirlV: (have to get off soon, like 20-30 mins or less)
[22:03] SunstoneWEAPON: *pouts*
[22:04] ChaosAngel2112: .*also pouts*
[22:04] SpidergirlV: A good peck on the head for both from Laserbeak sends them both to their places and Megatron is cast again into orgasmic oblivion.
[22:04] SpidergirlV: (Hey, we can picj up again or start anew or something)
[22:04] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs*
[22:05] SunstoneWEAPON: This is very true, and Megatron in orgasmic oblivion = Pepper go X)
[22:05] ChaosAngel2112: *wonders if she and Pepper can do the Combattis when this is done*
[22:05] SunstoneWEAPON: *wonders if I can do Combatties, period*
[22:06] ChaosAngel2112: *apparently writes an acceptable Brawl and Swindle*
[22:06] SunstoneWEAPON: *nodsnods!*
[22:06] SpidergirlV: Megatron cries out louder and louder as he is stimulated in every area of his body, completely helpless.
[22:06] SpidergirlV: They all feel the backwash as Soundwave distributes it, and Megatron gives one long, earthshattering scream before falling limp.
[22:06] ChaosAngel2112: *bliss*
[22:07] SunstoneWEAPON: Yay robot orgasm! ^_^
[22:07] SpidergirlV: The cassettes scatter as Soundwave lays him flat on the berth. Rumble pipes up with a mild idea on what to do, and Soundwave agrees.
[22:08] SunstoneWEAPON: ...what are they plotting now?
[22:08] ChaosAngel2112: *remembers Starscream in the hall*
[22:08] SpidergirlV: He drags Starscream back in from the hallway and shoves him onto the berth next to Megatron. For himself, he transforms and Frenzy carries him up to the shelf.
[22:08] SunstoneWEAPON: ohmigoodness. XD
[22:08] ChaosAngel2112: *purrs*
[22:09] SpidergirlV: The other cassettes retreat to their respective berths--mostly. Rumble crawls in with Ravage for a good cuddle, still making faces at Frenzy.
[22:09] SunstoneWEAPON: X) Awww.
[22:09] ChaosAngel2112: *grins*
[22:10] SpidergirlV: The vibrations fade and all goes mildly quiet. It remains that way for quite sometime....
[22:10] SpidergirlV: Until Starscream wakes up, that is.
[22:10] SpidergirlV: TO BE CONTINUED.
Internet situation: I'm probably going to continue getting cut off around ten-ten thirty for "a while, but not a long while". I quote directly, that's the best answer I could get. But I should be able to finagle something for the weekend and get at least a little more time.
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Date: 2005-11-17 06:46 pm (UTC)Yay Cassettiesmut!
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Date: 2005-11-17 08:34 pm (UTC)Now, would this be an orgy or a gangbang, considering that Megatron's getting most of the profit but doing none of the work?
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Date: 2005-11-20 02:04 am (UTC)virgin megatron
Date: 2005-11-18 07:06 pm (UTC)You would DARE?!!
Of course you would.
Re: virgin megatron
Date: 2005-11-18 09:24 pm (UTC)