Oh, Dad.

[seiberwing]

I HAS A FERNY. FOR THREE BUCKS. Admittedly he's missing some of his ant legs and if he had a gun he certainly doesn't have one now, but it's still Inferno in his sexconfusing blenderbutted glory.

Me: So yeah, Transformers is basically car marketing waiting to happen.
Dad: So are there any hybrid Transformers?
Me: I...dunno? Maybe?
Dad: They'd have to see if they could mate a small car and a vacuum cleaner.
Me: ...I guess? Put on some soft music, lock them in a room, come back in a week and you have a hybrid.
Dad: You can use that in one of your stories, if you want.
Me: ...

Combine this with the fact that my mom thinks the US Air Force symbol looks like the Decepticon insignia and I think I've corrupted my whole family.

Comments

[stardustcities.livejournal.com]

XDDDDD My dad does that occasionally. "WHAT WOULD THIS CAR LOOK LIKE AS A TRANSFORMER?!?!"

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

He does that when we go by constructicon equipment or something weird. "Look, it's a Transformer!"