At least I didn't use Wand of Flesh in my He-Man/Skeletor slashfic.

[seiberwing]

Several people have recently called me a 'prude' for my dislike of writing or discussing the particulars of sexual acts as they pertain to actual people. I would like to present Exhibit A of why I don't write graphic sex scenes--because there aren't many ways you can go about it and not be utterly ridiculous.

For those of you who are unaware of what the written sex act involves, here is a helpful instructional video narrated by Tom Lehrer.

Comments

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

See, now I want to read Skeletor slashfic. And this is a perfect encapsulation of why I honestly prefer either skipping over the ludicrous bits and slapping on some abstract description of pleasure OR just fading to black and waking up the next morning.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

I've got a tiny one up, but for some reason I can't find where I left it.