At least I didn't use Wand of Flesh in my He-Man/Skeletor slashfic.

[seiberwing]

Several people have recently called me a 'prude' for my dislike of writing or discussing the particulars of sexual acts as they pertain to actual people. I would like to present Exhibit A of why I don't write graphic sex scenes--because there aren't many ways you can go about it and not be utterly ridiculous.

For those of you who are unaware of what the written sex act involves, here is a helpful instructional video narrated by Tom Lehrer.

Comments

[drharper.livejournal.com]

Hell, let’s face it … a dick is a fairly funny looking, if not downright ugly, piece of equipment.

More evidence, in my never to be humble opinion, that God has on hell of a sense of humor. ;)

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

I think the fact that I've never seen the appeal puts me squarely as one of the higher numbers of the Kinsey scale.