I need to diversify, you see.

[seiberwing]

Stolen from Vanessa!

The Microfic Meme
Try to write different categories of fic (angst, fluff, UST, etc) in one sentence.

The original concept seems to be that I just do whatever in this exercise - but let's have some fun. Give me a character and I'll fill out the categories for you.

Pretty much anyone from any of my fandoms is fair game--for crossovers, I may not be able to do the ones I'm unfamiliar with but I'll do what I can.

Categories:
Angst
AU
Crackfic
Crossover
Death
Episode Related
First Time
Fluff
Humor
Hurt/Comfort
Smut
UST

Comments

[psychokitty013.livejournal.com]

Dinobot or the Cyberraptors. plz and thankies~

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Um...with what?

[psychokitty013.livejournal.com]

For the crossover...um...Jurassic Park? AU can be anything.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Angst: His warrior training encouraged spending periods of personal doubt in meditation or combat practice; neither helped.

AU: “The moment she walked into my office I tried to make her walk right back out of it again…but when the little rat mentioned Megatron I was ready to start talking business."

Crackfic: “If you hadn’t spent so much time researching the glorious Predacon past, you’d know that group sex is too a Maximal holiday tradition.”

Crossover: Dinobot felt rather proud of the fact that his Earth brethren made “dino brain” into an actual compliment.

Death: Megatron had to admit he was impressed; he hadn’t expected Dinobot to actually go ahead and impale the rodent.

Episode Related: When Rhinox had told Dinobot to try and bond more with his teammates, asking for suggestions on where to put his clone’s skin wasn’t what he meant.

First Time: The process of merging organic proteins into technoorganic systems was supposed to be repulsive, but the fact was that meat was just flat-out delicious.

Fluff: “I got you a swordfish because you’ve got a sword and I figured raptors might like to eat fish…look, I’ll just come back later.”

Humor: Dinobot soon regretted his promise to train Quickstrike—you could not teach swordplay to a mech with no hands.

Hurt/Comfort: Anyone else would have told Cheetor that he’d done his best, that it wasn’t his fault he’d lost, but Dinobot’s silence meant more to him than platitudes.

Smut: The raptor’s fangs tore Megatron’s shoulder down to the bare wiring as the moved deeper inside the smirking, groaning Predacon.

UST: Only Dinobot noticed the subtle gestures and wording Megatron used on the field of battle, flirting even as he tried to kill him.

[psychokitty013.livejournal.com]

Angst: Awwww. That's sad.

AU:...?I'm sorry, I don't quite get the AU *SHAME*

Crackfic: ...YES. OH GOD YES. *glee*

Crossover: Fweee!

Death: ...DB> This is sad. (I love it, but saaaadd now D8)(Which...is the point XD)

Episode: *FLAIL* YESYESYES! Best bonding exercise ever! "A little to the left"

First Time: Yum <3

Fluff:*giggles*

Humor:D'awwww. Poor Quickstrike XD

H/C:More D'awwwwwing

Smut:*purring*

UST:*SQUEEEEE* YES. JUST YES!

You have a new minion now. *bows* ILU

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

AU: Sorry, was sort of going for a film noir detective thing there.

Crossover: Seriously, the JP raptors could practically fly the space shuttle.

[psychokitty013.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh.

(Yeah, they could. The best comic idea ever is the one in my mind: Dromaeosaurid space pirates who roam the universe doing what space pirates do and being chased by thier enemy a ninja ankylosaur. more details upon asking/pendins.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

The plot of Jurassic Park 4: the Utahraptors learn how to drive ships and take over Cuba.

[psychokitty013.livejournal.com]

XD And from Cuba to the World! DundunDUN~

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

I, for one, welcome our new reptilian overlords.

[vani-nessa.livejournal.com]

*evil laughter* Oh, the things I start! ♥

Uhm, *thinks* I'm going to try to be different from the obvious. How about... TFA Blitzwing?

Edit: Oops. Right, need a Crossover. ... Deadpool? *is going to get smacked upside the head*

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

I may have taken a bit of liberty with the prompts here--to be fair, it doesn't say first time for what.

Angst: The triplechanger looked emotionlessly out across the battlefield strewn with rubble and the half-buried bodies of his comrades, and some part of him idly wondered why he felt so...cold.

AU: Just hearing Sentinel's enraged bellows was enough to draw Megatron's three servants to the upstairs window to watch in amusement as Optimus yet again tried to chase the recalcitrant bull back to the barn.

Crackfic: Blitzwing stretched out flat on his back, giggling every time the paintbrush wandered too close to a sensitive part of his body as Bulkhead meticulously continued his experiments in 'living art'.

Crossover: "So, you think if I start developing some sort of self-inflicted Odd Couple serious side and zany side I can get different powers too?"

Death: Blitzwing kept moving, looking for his own corpse, wondering what he would do if he finally found it.

Episode Related: "You know, if you're hearing voices, you should really come talk to me about the issues since I've got such first-hand experience with therapists--and second hand, and foot, and firey missiles."

First Time: They told him the next morning that he'd looked like completely different person when he'd taken one too many insults and his usual hypercalm persona had switched to a full on rage that took out half the bar; Blitzwing had to admit that he'd certainly felt like one.

Fluff: "Blackarachnia, not that I object to you trying to encourage your own aggression through insulting yourself, but if you're going to consider yourself a freak you might wish to also consider what company you keep."

Humor: Blitzwing's fondness for music and dancing barely registered on the Decepticons' radar anymore, but Megatron had to personally overrule Starscream's ban on it after he found the recordings from the last Revolution Day party.

Hurt/Comfort: On very, very rare occasions Lugnut managed to doubt Megatron, if only for a moment, and Blitzwing would find himself in the odd position of purposefully insulting Lugnut's fanaticism just to make him feel better about himself.

Smut: Once his initial hesitation had gone away Blitzwing paid no attention to his partner's fragile frame and the possibility that coming on too strong might break her apart; good thing Blackarachnia liked that way.

UST: For the sake of the cause, Blitzwing chose to ignore how the Constructicons' hands seemed to 'accidentally' brush his aft and thighs as they walked.

[vani-nessa.livejournal.com]

Angst: Origins of the Icy persona, yes? ): This makes my heart ache.

AU: *gigglesporfle* YES. We need to do this AU more. It is crack and win.

Crackfic: ... I love you. This is priceless and adorable. I think it's my favorite of the bunch.

Crossover: Eeee~! XD They fit so well.

Death: ;___; *whibbles at*

Episode Related: Perfect voice for Random! *gigglefit*

First Time: Ooooh, this is wonderful. I love how you've fleshed out how the 'personalities' come to be.

Fluff: *Awwweeee* I do dearly love this pairing. <3

Humor: *gigglesporfle* I am curious now... XD

H/C: *melts* That is too cute. <3 Blitzwing is such a dear companion to his Luggy.

Smut: *purrrrrs* Oh, yes please. ♥

UST: PFFTTT - Awe! XD The Constructicons need more love. "For the cause"... how noble Blitzwing is.

I loved these. Loved them. ♥ ♥ ♥ Sorry my feedback is fail. I'm too overwhelmed by alternating from whibbles to squees to giggles then back to whibbles again.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately I can't take credit for the origin, it basically popped out of a discussion with Koi (by which I mean Koi thinking up things while talking to me about Blitzwing) and I figure it's good enough to be fanon for me until it gets Jossed.

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

Jack Sparrow. Crossover with Grimms' fairy tales, AU with space opera.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Why is all my humor sex-based? Right, because it’s Jack. I also seem to have slashed him with damn near everyone here.

Angst: He’d given his soul for that ship, and he’d be damned if he’d let someone else take her away from him—or him away from her.

AU: Someday Jack might forgive Barbossa for leaving him stranded in space with a single-charge laser pistol, but he’d probably wait until after the cursed nanite-infested cyborg was dead.

Crackfic: Will had known Jack’s only true love was the Black Pearl but he hadn’t expected it to be that kind of love.

Crossover [The Brave Little Tailor]: It amused Jack that the king thought that anyone clever enough to defeat several giants, a unicorn, and a wild boar would be foolish enough to be a humble tailor all his life or boring enough to marry a princess and stay tied down rather than just run off with the crown jewels before the wedding.

Death: It wasn’t as cold as Jack’d expected it to be…but perhaps that was just the warm digestive fluids seeping into his writhing flesh.

Episode Movie Related: Secretly, Ragetti thought Jack was a great captain, but Pintel sounded like he needed the support.

First Time: It made for a rather awkward conversation when Scarlett and Giselle found out he’d told both of them that he was a tender virgin.

Fluff: Jack came back ten years later too, looking as if he’d aged backwards during that decade, and as William’s age caught up with him he offered Elizabeth, her husband, and her father-in-law a flask of water he’d picked up in Florida.

Humor: “No, Bootstrap, I have not encouraged young William or his bride-to-be into adultery and I resent the implication that you don’t believe me capable of enough finesse to not have the both of them at once.”

Hurt/Comfort: Barbossa kept bickering with him all night about everything he could think of—it was better than listening to Jack mumbling to himself out of isolation-induced madness.

Smut: It wasn’t until about halfway into the act that Sao Feng realized this little bird was too old and too witty to be a catamite—but he was so skilled with his hands that it was hardly worth it to protest.

UST: Jack Sparrow was always willing to sell himself for a useful trinket, but the way Tia Dalma looked at him with those smouldering eyes and blackened teeth made him desperately hope she wasn’t interested in money.

[stace-s.livejournal.com]

Rattrap plz! XD

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Er...you're going to have to give me a bit more to go on than that.

[stace-s.livejournal.com]

Oh, sorry! I didn't realize I get to pick the prompt too XD... SMUT! XD

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

No, I mean I need to know what to crossover with it, and ideally what AU to use. I'm not particularly good with Rattrap in the first place.

[stace-s.livejournal.com]

This prompt confuses the HELL out of me! XD Rattrap crossover with G1 (anyone from G1, whatever inspires you) and I said SMUT. High school fic! XD

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Here, look at how Vanessa's doing it. It can't really crossover with G1--it is G1.

[ailema-amelia.livejournal.com]

May I have TFA Omega Supreme/Ratchet as a couple? If so, for the AU a fantasy world like forgotten realms and crossover with Naruto? (Just because there is a doctor in Naruto who is practically a female human Ratchet, plus being an alcaholic and gambler. Seriously, just look up Tsunade.)

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

I know nothing of Naruto, sorry.

Or forgotten realms, for that matter. I could whip up something fantasy-ish, though.

[ailema-amelia.livejournal.com]

Forgotten realms is just really the most generic gaming fantasy world. If there's something weird and unusual that's not science fiction, it's there. I'd just gotten so used to referencing forgotten realms for fantasy I forgot most people haven't a clue what it is. Some fantasy world would be great for them though.

Crossover with Men in Black! I'd love to see Ratchet and Omega meet Jay and Kay.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

Now that one I do know. ^_^

Trying again....

[ihasmanylegs.livejournal.com]

BW!Rampage, yesplz. Crossover with Batman, of all things. (I hope it goes through this time.)



And I also like Dinobot/Megatron.

Re: Trying again....

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

One per customer, sorry.

Re: Trying again....

[ihasmanylegs.livejournal.com]

You mean in fandom? Because I'm pretty sure I haven't posted before... Hmm.

Re: Trying again....

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

1. One prompt, per person, per meme.

2. Have you even posted in my LJ before, or spoken to me at all before asking me to write something for you?