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Today was apparently my day for idiots. First off, the loud combo lady. I'll give her that it was early in the morning and I was still a touch groggy, but that's no reason to be a jerk.

Lady: *comes up, orders Starburst for Kid A and Kid B and one medium drink* *discusses getting popcorn with kids*

Me: If you get the medium popcorn to make it a number three (medium popcorn and medium drink) combo, the candy is discounted. *pushes the combos like a good little salesperson*

Lady: All right, I'll do that.

Me: *fetches a medium popcorn, the rings her up*

Lady: *pays and goes to condiment table* *comes back thirty seconds later* Where's [Kid B's] popcorn?

Me: What?

Lady: I told you three times! We wanted two combos with the candies. *thrusts reciept in my face*

Me: *lost* I'm sorry, I didn't understand.

Lady: You said the candy was included in the cost of the combo! You didn't explain it well enough!

Concession manager: *comes over to see what's going on*

Lady: I told her three times that I wanted the combos. *nearly shrieking at this point*

Me: *scurries to get the medium popcorn* And what did you want for the soda?

Lady: Sprite. I told you three times! And how much am I paying for the other combo? *annoyed tone* I'll guess I'll just get that. *thrusts credit card at me*

Me: *rings up, resisting the urge to scream* Enjoy your movie.

Lady: You need to explain yourself better.

Me: I'm sorry about the misunderstanding. *barest tiny hint of anger, making claw hands beneath the counter*

Lady: *stomps off*

Me: Aargh!

And then I am turned on by a fellow employee later on. Wait, that came out wrong. I mean they turned on me...you know what I mean!

Employee woman: *comes over to concessions* I need someone strong to help move the ladder (a cherry-picker like structure. Large, but on wheels so it is easy to move).

Me: Mememe! *holds up hand*

Woman: No, I need a boy.

Me: ...oh, hell no. *runs out from behind concessions to help*

Woman: *stands in my way* No, we don't need a female.

Me: *mild cursing* *ignores and goes past, grabbing on to the ladder. Because I am secretly a big burly man who takes hormones.*

Woman: *groans and leaves*

And all this in the scant four hours I worked today.
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