But how do they get all the pigs into that tiny little syringe?

I've done my civic duty for public health and gotten my swine flu vaccination. If I start acting funny in the next few days, don't become concerned. It's probably just the mind control microchips kicking in.

I can't believe most of my class is so paranoid about it as to not get it when it's freaking free. They're just not sure it's safe. YES BECAUSE SWINE FLU IS SO VERY MUCH MORE SAFE YOU FUCKING TWITS.