Death to whoever first thought "sparkling" was a reasonable noun.

Sometimes you want to write something that's well thought out, in character, and contains a coherant and entertaining plot. And sometimes you just want to take the piss out of someone else's fanfic by having three Unicronians mock it mercilessly with bad attempts at witty banter. Actual writing will return as soon as my beta is done with it, here is some MST.

( Warning for rape, character and otherwise )