Writing Meme

You claim one, I write 100-300 words of it in the comments. Please specify which Starscream, G1 through Cybertron.

1. Naughty Starscream
2. Happy Starscream
3. Silly Starscream
4. Angsty Starscream
5. On-Vacation Starscream
6. Horny Starscream
7. Transforming Starscream
8. Excited Starscream
9. Book-Reading Starscream
10. Dancing Starscream
11. Jealous Starscream
12. Turned-On Starscream
13. Caring Starscream
14. On-His-Knees Starscream
15. Obedient Starscream
16. Dominant Starscream
17. Naive Starscream
18. Drinking-Energon Starscream
19. Greedy Starscream
20. Daring Starscream
21. Exploring Starscream
22. At The Beach Starscream
23. Bath-Time Starscream
24. Disheveled Starscream
25. Exhausted Starscream
26. Well-Shagged Starscream
27. Kick-Ass Starscream
28. Playing With Kids Starscream

And 28 Cyclonuses (Cyclonii?). Again, specify G1 or Armada.

1. Naughty Cyclonus
2. Happy Cyclonus
3. Silly Cyclonus
4. Angsty Cyclonus
5. On-Vacation Cyclonus
6. Horny Cyclonus
7. Transforming Cyclonus
8. Excited Cyclonus
9. Book-Reading Cyclonus
10. Dancing Cyclonus
11. Jealous Cyclonus
12. Turned-On Cyclonus
13. Caring Cyclonus
14. On-His-Knees Cyclonus
15. Obedient Cyclonus
16. Dominant Cyclonus
17. Naive Cyclonus
18. Drinking-Energon Cyclonus
19. Greedy Cyclonus
20. Daring Cyclonus
21. Exploring Cyclonus
22. At-The-Beach Cyclonus
23. Bath-Time Cyclonus
24. Disheveled Cyclonus
25. Exhausted Cyclonus
26. Well-Shagged Cyclonus
27. Kick-Ass Cyclonus
28. Playing With Kids Cyclonus