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I got pissed yesterday evening, and a secret conspiracy between my foot, the laundry basket, and the principles of Sir Isaac Newton means there's now a small dent in the drywall. Yay, me.

Title meme: if you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories.

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