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Amusing email I got the other day.

Dear (Seiber),

I think you could be a great fit at Christian Brothers University.

That's why I am giving you the opportunity to use the CBU Premier Candidate Application ... a time and money-saving application only available to selected students, with no essay and no application fee. Plus, we've streamlined the application process itself!

Click here to browse and complete your Premier Candidate Application right now.

Go right to your application.

Most sincerely,
Tracey Dysart Ford
Dean of Admissions
Christian Brothers University
650 East Parkway South
Memphis, TN 38104

I received your email address from a national student research or testing organization or from previous contacts with you. Let me know if you'd rather not receive email from me.

Christian Brothers. Sure, that's the perfect college for me.