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Nov. 20th, 2005 12:39 amAll right. You can do what you want with Shockwave and Megatron. You can make Prime a rapist and have Galvatron fall for your Sue. Fair enough.
But stay the fuck away from Ransack and Crumplezone.
You are taking my favorite platonic OTP and screwing around with it. Crumplezone would never grope Ransack while he's sleeping in places that are vaguely suggestive of human analogies. He's dumb, but he's Ransack's good friend. He wouldn't do that, and Ransack wouldn't, as I'm sure he will later on, enjoy this "affection" after waking up and getting over the initial shock. And, contrary to what you seem to think, Crumplezone's jaw is part of his face. It does not come off to reveal the bishounen within.
This thing is so hurtful, it made Ransack cry. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be off in the corner looking at this and trying to return my brain to a happier place.
EDIT: Okay, the next three pages have been put up, and I think the only term to define it is very cute with a slight touch of weird as relates to the no-jaw thing. I'm thinking a retraction of some of the above vitriole might be in place, considering I made a few assumptions about what was going to happen next. Serves me right for thinking this thing would turn out like Confession, I suppose.
But stay the fuck away from Ransack and Crumplezone.
You are taking my favorite platonic OTP and screwing around with it. Crumplezone would never grope Ransack while he's sleeping in places that are vaguely suggestive of human analogies. He's dumb, but he's Ransack's good friend. He wouldn't do that, and Ransack wouldn't, as I'm sure he will later on, enjoy this "affection" after waking up and getting over the initial shock. And, contrary to what you seem to think, Crumplezone's jaw is part of his face. It does not come off to reveal the bishounen within.
This thing is so hurtful, it made Ransack cry. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be off in the corner looking at this and trying to return my brain to a happier place.
EDIT: Okay, the next three pages have been put up, and I think the only term to define it is very cute with a slight touch of weird as relates to the no-jaw thing. I'm thinking a retraction of some of the above vitriole might be in place, considering I made a few assumptions about what was going to happen next. Serves me right for thinking this thing would turn out like Confession, I suppose.
