(no subject)

Speaking of trauma...

The Big LiveJournal Fight LiveJournal Username Why is everyone fighting? They're fighting over my hot bod!I don't know, and I don't care.Mind control lasers from space.My horoscope said this was going to happen. How does this make you feel? It makes me feel pretty flattered, actually.Why should it make me feel anything?Paranoid.Depressed. Are you going to try and stop this? Why? If they want to fight over me, what right do I have to interfere?Does it matter?I'll try, but those mind control rays are pretty powerful.Yes, but I won't be able to. Duck! Huh? *gets hit in the head with a flying limb**gets hit by a flying limb* ...AAAH! Alien laser beams! *ducks**gets hit by a flying limb* My horoscope said this was going to happen. Do you know how much time it is going to take to get all this blood out of the carpet? I'll pay for someone to clean it for you if you'll just shut up.... I'll bet you care more about that carpet than you do about me.Um... A really long time?According to your horoscope, it'll take about three hours. Good luck! Do you plan on joining the fray? Why? I'm the one they're fighting over.Why not? Maybe I'll get killed and leave this pitiful existence.*draws a space blaster* Well, I have been wanting to try this baby out...According to my horoscope, this is my lucky week for winning fights! Is the first one killed bored_monitor Strikes fear into the hearts of others with their Chainsaw of DOOM! psychocrab Keeps spouting corny catchphrases kuuzenzetsugo Is surprisingly lethal with a ficus plant horsetechie Manages to decapitate themself on accident hidden_watcher Number of innocent bystanders slain by the fighters 55 Amount of propery damage the fight will cause $41,193 Chance that you'll survive the melee 94% This Fun Quiz created by Lynn at BlogQuiz.Net

Pisces Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

Well, Megatron and Rampage seem to be in their elements. Pity about the voyeurs, though.