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I had an amusing yet annoying encounter at work with this very large customer while I was hauling the ice to put into the ice boxes. He was large in the sense that he was conical, smaller at the shoulders and gradually bulging out at his middle.

Seiber: *drags in the ice cart, starts heaving a bucket of ice into the ice box*

Large Customer: You should get a big burly man to do that for you.

Seiber: *WTF?* I am a big burly man.

Large Customer: ???

Seiber: I just take hormones.

Large Customer: Oh, I was just saying it's better to get someone to do things for you. That wasn't sexist or anything.

Seiber: *I'll just be taking my ice over here now* *moves on*

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Seiber: I just take hormones.

You so rock.

Yay!

You rock so hardcore.

Half the people I told it to laughed, and the other were like "Well, why'd you do that? It wasn't rude."

hehehehehe.
maybe you should have said you were an android, and that it was actually easier than it looks, because you're undercover and shouldn't be detected by humans.
(it's part of your world takeover plan) *nodnod*

in other topics: you really should make sure you don't strain anything by lifting something that actually is too heavy. ^^;

It's not really that bad. The things weigh less than our backpacks used to, the hard part is getting them into the iceboxes without spilling the ice everywhere.

good.
my mom strained her back recently... it's been almost a week and she still hurts.... urg.

Ouch.

You just plain rock. rofl.

This appears to be common consensus.

lol, you rock.

... kinda weird how many people used the phrase "you rock". (i didn't read any comments before posting)

Because I just rock that much.

Seiber, have I told you lately how much you rock?

Well, you rock. Very much so.

So I understand. *grin*

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