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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Thrust!

The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Thrust.
Thrust is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
If Thrust was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
Thrust can use only about ten percent of his brain.
You should always open Thrust at least an hour before drinking him.
The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Thrust.
Michelangelo finished his great statue of Thrust in 1504, after eighteen months work.
Over half of Americans are officially Thrust.
A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Thrust, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
Thrust will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C!

1. Sounds good enough.
2. Also true. Besides the mask, Thrust has no glossa. he's weird that way.
3. Eh?
4. Starscream, out of the journal.
5. Probably, or he might object.
6. He's not that heavy!
7. Thrust loves Italy, so he feels happy.
8. Which half, Republicans or Democrats.
9. Not a silver conehead?
10. He's got hot air at times...

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Better than presenting it to Megatron for regular beatings.

I didn't know you had a kink for pain, Thrust. If anything I would have thought the opposite.

It's not a kink, but I certainly love seeing you in agony.

That certainly sounds perverted to my point of view. Then again, seeing you squirm like a human on the end of my null ray was definitely satisfying.

As was watching you fly into a building.

And seeing you cower at my feet!

I was not cowering.

You were cowering and whimpering like some starving Empty.

I was being diplomatic. There's a balance between cowering and being a pretentious twit.

I must have missed it when you switched, then.

Because you were too busy being a pretentious twit.