In which we get our essays back.

Seiber: I have your essay.
Seiber: It has a special grade.
Kate: yeah? I must have not done terrible, because my grade was ok
Seiber: The grade is coffee.
Kate: erm, what?
[Seiber: He spilled coffee all over our papers.
Seiber: Yours says "Coffee Disaster ! Bad day!" at the top.
Kate: oh jeez
Seiber: Yours got it worse than mine, but they're both splotchy and wrinkled.
Kate: thats special
Seiber: Yes.
Kate: and now I see how we all got A-s
Kate:: he couldnt read the damend things because of the coffee
Seiber: Oh, not "Bad day", "Bad dog". That makes sense.
Seiber: Apparently we had... *sunglasses* A bad Answer.

(Answer is the name of his dog.)