I still haven't finished the game, mind you.

Title: The Vicious Pirate and the Hapless Maiden
Fandom: Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Characters/Pairings: Jolene/Linebeck, Link, Ceilia
Warnings: Sexual references, het, mild spoilers for Phantom Hourglass.
Author’s Note: Yes, I know the ‘she-pirate’ descriptor is silly. Don’t look at me, it’s canon. Also, pairing fic does get a bit easier to write when the pair have different gender pronouns.

( What is it with me and writing about cowardly and hapless individuals with moustaches? I’m seeing a trend here. )