Proof that I need more sleep. Or less Piratesfic.

I had the most cracked-out dream last night. Jack was, in fact, a reincarnated woman (not that a genderswap would change Jack Sparrow that much). And not just any reincarnated woman, but a woman 'as wild and untameable as the sea'. If you get my drift. Obviously, there was a good bit of WTF and a great bit of rum once Jack remembered this.

I refuse to make it a fic, though.