Also, pot brownies taste like skunk ass. I've never done any illicit drugs, but I did accidentally grab some from a plate in a friend's apartment in college.

I spit it out right away and said, "Dude, you're such a terrible cook that you actually made brownies go rotten."

And college hottie co-eds totally get wet for dorky melodramatic sciences professors. Yupyup. Oh, and they walk the halls of their co-ed dorms in their underpants all the time.

I was a little nervous about it because it's such a random specific kink. (When I saw the bit in the prompt about getting re-tightened, I had the mental image of Ratchet down there with a drill chuck and I just HAD to run with it.) Glad you're liking it, even given the outrageous tense fail in places. ^_^