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seiberwing) wrote2008-03-06 02:05 am
seiberwing) wrote2008-03-06 02:05 am
But I like the silly...
Um. This is basically an amusing image I punted to ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
apprentice_lurk while she was languishing at work. The basic premise here is that Scourge, while also bored at work, likes to go online and post mildly altered screenshots of disturbing natures to Autobot fanforums. This is the result.
**Broomcloset has entered the chat**
Wilding: Heya, Broom.
jackie54: *waves*
Broomcloset: Hey, I posted more screencaps. ^_^
Glomp-the-CC: Whoo!
jackie54: awesome. *goes to see*
Glomp-the-CC: ...okay, Broom, that's gross.
Broomcloset: Whaaaat?
I<3Bots: Isn't that like shota or something?
Broomcloset: Hey, I just make the fanart, Magnus and Wheelie do the rest.
**Decepticon2IC has entered the chat**
Glomp-the-CC: *waves to the new guy* *or girl*
Decepticon2IC: What is this?
I<3Bots: Uh...a chat room?
Broomcloset: ...I can explain.
Decepticon2IC: Then you had better do it quickly. This is supposed to be for private use.
I<3Bots: I'm confused...
Broomcloset: This is my boyfriend that I told you about. Say hi, boyfriend.
Decepticon2IC: Have you lost your mind?
Wilding: LOL. We're all mad here.
Glomp-the-CC: Madness? This is Spartaaaaaaa!
Broomcloset: Look, you remember the "counter-information" plan I told you about a little while back? This is it.
Decepticon2IC: Your plan is lurking in an internet chatroom?
Broomcloset: And posting "fanart" on message boards for the enjoyment of loony fangirls, yes. Now wave to the chat.
I<3Bots: And fanboys.
Wilding: Don't tell him I'm a guy! They'll revoke my beer and football licenses.
Decepticon2IC: Scourge, this is not counter information, this is you being silly.
Broomcloset: No, it's important Decepticon business. *sticks tongue out at you*
I<3Bots: Hey, if "Cyclonus" is here, we can ask him about the thing with the spaghetti and the fuzzy handcuffs.
Decepticon2IC: Scourge!
Broomcloset: She’s joking, I swear.
Decepticon2IC: Scourge. What did you tell them?
Broomcloset: Just a little about the roleplaying stuff, that's all.
I<3Bots: You should come join Robot Confidential.
Broomcloset: I told you, he doesn't like that sort of thing.
Decepticon2IC: What sort of...thing, dare I ask?
Glomp-the-CC: Our fancomm. Y'know, art and fanfiction and discussions and stuff. Broom posts screencaps there.
Decepticon2IC: Screencaps.
Broomcloset: *facepalm* C'mon, guys, leave a little mystery in our relationship...
Glomp-the-CC: Oops. Sorry. *blush*
Broomcloset: It's just messing around with image alteration programs nothing big. I mean, there's no way I'd actually have access to security footage of, say, Onslaught getting groped in the storage closet.
I<3Bots: Unless you actually were Scourge. lol.
Decepticon2IC: Lol indeed...
Broomcloset: I am so sleeping on the couch this week...
I<3Bots: Not a slash fan, huh?
Decepticon2IC: Oh, I can think of some things I'd like to slash. Like Scourge.
Wilding: In bed?
Wilding: ...sorry.
Broomcloset: Stop stealing my lines. XO Wrong kind of slash, Cyc.
Glomp-the-CC: Are you allowed to slash yourself?
Wilding: Knowing Broom he'd probably at least try.
Broomcloset: It's not slash if it's canon, though.
Glomp-the-CC: Now we're getting into slash metaphysics.
Decepticon2IC: I'm looking up alternative meanings of 'slash' and I'm not quite sure I like what I'm finding. Scourge, does this campaign of yours extends to the Decepticon ranks?
Broomcloset: ...a little?
Wilding: Well, it's not like any of the Decepticons are above it. Although Soundwave slash is just weird.
Decepticon2IC: Scourge, EXACTLY HOW FAR have you taken this?
Broomcloset: ... *meep*
I<3Bots: Ohhhhhhh dear.
Broomcloset: *goes and hides in the shed*
Decepticon2IC: You are DEAD. The moment I sign off I'm going to come upstairs and feed you your own wings!
Wilding: Dude, chill.
jackie54: wtf.
Glomp-the-CC: It's slash, not world affairs. No one takes it that seriously.
Broomcloset: No. No, they don't...
Glomp-the-CC: Except maybe the really crazy ones, but they end up on fandom_wank anyway.
Broomcloset: No one would ever take something they found on a fandom message board as serious fact. If someone tried to, everyone else would laugh and say they spent too much time online.
Decepticon2IC: ...you have 30 seconds to get to the point, Scourge.
Broomcloset: Look, the very idea of Magnus snogging Wheelie is impossible and silly. Nobody thinks it would happen. Similarly, Wilding's fic about Skyfire and Starscream is also not taken seriously. Or my "screencaps" or faked up comm logs of silly Decepticon happenings like invasions of secret Pakistani oil rigs.
Broomcloset: Counter-information, Cyclonus.
Decepticon2IC: ...
Broomcloset: *peeks hopefully out from under the shed*
Decepticon2IC: Tell me more about this...fancomm.
*time passes*
Decepticon2IC: Don't you ever worry they'll find out about it?
jackie54: gtg
Glomp-the-CC: *waves*
I<3Bots: Night, Jackie.
Broomcloset: As long as they don't tie it back to me, I'm fine with it.
**jackie54 has left the chat**
Glomp-the-CC: It's not like they can sue us. Fair usage, they're celebrities.
Decepticon2IC: I was thinking more about Galvatron.
I<3Bots: He might try to blow up the internet! :O
Broomcloset: And on account of the fact he just might try, we're not going to tell him.
Decepticon2IC: And what if someone else dredges it up?
Broomcloset: Then I bribe Soundwave into not tracking my IP address and we'll find a new forum.
Wilding: They can take our LJ, but they can never take our freeeeeeedom!
Glomp-the-CC: Or our pooooooooooorn!
Decepticon2IC: I begin to see why you feel comfortable socializing with these people.
Broomcloset: Hey!
Glomp-the-CC: Was that a compliment or an insult?
Broomcloset: Don't answer that, Cyc.
Decepticon2IC: Heh.
I<3Bots: *hums* Fangirls to the left of me, shippers to the right...
Glomp-the-CC: So are you into the fandom too, Cyc?
Decepticon2IC: Hm...I suppose you might say I have a passing interest in it.
Broomcloset: He's got a lot of Decepticon toys. :P
Glomp-the-CC: Cool. My collection's pretty small.
Broomcloset: S'all right. It's not the size that counts, it's how you use them.
I<3Bots: Although Deluxe Astrotrain isn't too bad either...
Decepticon2IC: I refuse to comment on the situation. Again.
Glomp-the-CC: You guys share your toys or got private collections?
Decepticon2IC: ...
Broomcloset: *snrk*
Decepticon2IC: Yes. We do share on occasion. But only with a select few. And speaking of sharing my toys, I do believe I’ve just been relieved.
Broomcloset: I’m less relieved.
Decepticon2IC: See you in a moment, boyfriend.
**Decepticon2IC has left the chat**
Broomcloset: …well, this is gonna be interesting.
Glomp-the-CC: He’s that pissed at you?
Broomcloset: Not so much pissed as halfway between thinking I’m an idiot and wondering if I’m actually making sense.
Wilding: Let us know how it turns out?
Broomcloset: If I’m alive to tell it, heh. …and if I am I’ll probably have the Spike/Bumblebee logset finished by Sunday.
I<3Bots: Yay!
Glomp-the-CC: Onward and upward, noble warrior!
Broomcloset: I should hope so. ^_^
**Broomcloset has left the chat**
apprentice_lurk while she was languishing at work. The basic premise here is that Scourge, while also bored at work, likes to go online and post mildly altered screenshots of disturbing natures to Autobot fanforums. This is the result.**Broomcloset has entered the chat**
Wilding: Heya, Broom.
jackie54: *waves*
Broomcloset: Hey, I posted more screencaps. ^_^
Glomp-the-CC: Whoo!
jackie54: awesome. *goes to see*
Glomp-the-CC: ...okay, Broom, that's gross.
Broomcloset: Whaaaat?
I<3Bots: Isn't that like shota or something?
Broomcloset: Hey, I just make the fanart, Magnus and Wheelie do the rest.
**Decepticon2IC has entered the chat**
Glomp-the-CC: *waves to the new guy* *or girl*
Decepticon2IC: What is this?
I<3Bots: Uh...a chat room?
Broomcloset: ...I can explain.
Decepticon2IC: Then you had better do it quickly. This is supposed to be for private use.
I<3Bots: I'm confused...
Broomcloset: This is my boyfriend that I told you about. Say hi, boyfriend.
Decepticon2IC: Have you lost your mind?
Wilding: LOL. We're all mad here.
Glomp-the-CC: Madness? This is Spartaaaaaaa!
Broomcloset: Look, you remember the "counter-information" plan I told you about a little while back? This is it.
Decepticon2IC: Your plan is lurking in an internet chatroom?
Broomcloset: And posting "fanart" on message boards for the enjoyment of loony fangirls, yes. Now wave to the chat.
I<3Bots: And fanboys.
Wilding: Don't tell him I'm a guy! They'll revoke my beer and football licenses.
Decepticon2IC: Scourge, this is not counter information, this is you being silly.
Broomcloset: No, it's important Decepticon business. *sticks tongue out at you*
I<3Bots: Hey, if "Cyclonus" is here, we can ask him about the thing with the spaghetti and the fuzzy handcuffs.
Decepticon2IC: Scourge!
Broomcloset: She’s joking, I swear.
Decepticon2IC: Scourge. What did you tell them?
Broomcloset: Just a little about the roleplaying stuff, that's all.
I<3Bots: You should come join Robot Confidential.
Broomcloset: I told you, he doesn't like that sort of thing.
Decepticon2IC: What sort of...thing, dare I ask?
Glomp-the-CC: Our fancomm. Y'know, art and fanfiction and discussions and stuff. Broom posts screencaps there.
Decepticon2IC: Screencaps.
Broomcloset: *facepalm* C'mon, guys, leave a little mystery in our relationship...
Glomp-the-CC: Oops. Sorry. *blush*
Broomcloset: It's just messing around with image alteration programs nothing big. I mean, there's no way I'd actually have access to security footage of, say, Onslaught getting groped in the storage closet.
I<3Bots: Unless you actually were Scourge. lol.
Decepticon2IC: Lol indeed...
Broomcloset: I am so sleeping on the couch this week...
I<3Bots: Not a slash fan, huh?
Decepticon2IC: Oh, I can think of some things I'd like to slash. Like Scourge.
Wilding: In bed?
Wilding: ...sorry.
Broomcloset: Stop stealing my lines. XO Wrong kind of slash, Cyc.
Glomp-the-CC: Are you allowed to slash yourself?
Wilding: Knowing Broom he'd probably at least try.
Broomcloset: It's not slash if it's canon, though.
Glomp-the-CC: Now we're getting into slash metaphysics.
Decepticon2IC: I'm looking up alternative meanings of 'slash' and I'm not quite sure I like what I'm finding. Scourge, does this campaign of yours extends to the Decepticon ranks?
Broomcloset: ...a little?
Wilding: Well, it's not like any of the Decepticons are above it. Although Soundwave slash is just weird.
Decepticon2IC: Scourge, EXACTLY HOW FAR have you taken this?
Broomcloset: ... *meep*
I<3Bots: Ohhhhhhh dear.
Broomcloset: *goes and hides in the shed*
Decepticon2IC: You are DEAD. The moment I sign off I'm going to come upstairs and feed you your own wings!
Wilding: Dude, chill.
jackie54: wtf.
Glomp-the-CC: It's slash, not world affairs. No one takes it that seriously.
Broomcloset: No. No, they don't...
Glomp-the-CC: Except maybe the really crazy ones, but they end up on fandom_wank anyway.
Broomcloset: No one would ever take something they found on a fandom message board as serious fact. If someone tried to, everyone else would laugh and say they spent too much time online.
Decepticon2IC: ...you have 30 seconds to get to the point, Scourge.
Broomcloset: Look, the very idea of Magnus snogging Wheelie is impossible and silly. Nobody thinks it would happen. Similarly, Wilding's fic about Skyfire and Starscream is also not taken seriously. Or my "screencaps" or faked up comm logs of silly Decepticon happenings like invasions of secret Pakistani oil rigs.
Broomcloset: Counter-information, Cyclonus.
Decepticon2IC: ...
Broomcloset: *peeks hopefully out from under the shed*
Decepticon2IC: Tell me more about this...fancomm.
*time passes*
Decepticon2IC: Don't you ever worry they'll find out about it?
jackie54: gtg
Glomp-the-CC: *waves*
I<3Bots: Night, Jackie.
Broomcloset: As long as they don't tie it back to me, I'm fine with it.
**jackie54 has left the chat**
Glomp-the-CC: It's not like they can sue us. Fair usage, they're celebrities.
Decepticon2IC: I was thinking more about Galvatron.
I<3Bots: He might try to blow up the internet! :O
Broomcloset: And on account of the fact he just might try, we're not going to tell him.
Decepticon2IC: And what if someone else dredges it up?
Broomcloset: Then I bribe Soundwave into not tracking my IP address and we'll find a new forum.
Wilding: They can take our LJ, but they can never take our freeeeeeedom!
Glomp-the-CC: Or our pooooooooooorn!
Decepticon2IC: I begin to see why you feel comfortable socializing with these people.
Broomcloset: Hey!
Glomp-the-CC: Was that a compliment or an insult?
Broomcloset: Don't answer that, Cyc.
Decepticon2IC: Heh.
I<3Bots: *hums* Fangirls to the left of me, shippers to the right...
Glomp-the-CC: So are you into the fandom too, Cyc?
Decepticon2IC: Hm...I suppose you might say I have a passing interest in it.
Broomcloset: He's got a lot of Decepticon toys. :P
Glomp-the-CC: Cool. My collection's pretty small.
Broomcloset: S'all right. It's not the size that counts, it's how you use them.
I<3Bots: Although Deluxe Astrotrain isn't too bad either...
Decepticon2IC: I refuse to comment on the situation. Again.
Glomp-the-CC: You guys share your toys or got private collections?
Decepticon2IC: ...
Broomcloset: *snrk*
Decepticon2IC: Yes. We do share on occasion. But only with a select few. And speaking of sharing my toys, I do believe I’ve just been relieved.
Broomcloset: I’m less relieved.
Decepticon2IC: See you in a moment, boyfriend.
**Decepticon2IC has left the chat**
Broomcloset: …well, this is gonna be interesting.
Glomp-the-CC: He’s that pissed at you?
Broomcloset: Not so much pissed as halfway between thinking I’m an idiot and wondering if I’m actually making sense.
Wilding: Let us know how it turns out?
Broomcloset: If I’m alive to tell it, heh. …and if I am I’ll probably have the Spike/Bumblebee logset finished by Sunday.
I<3Bots: Yay!
Glomp-the-CC: Onward and upward, noble warrior!
Broomcloset: I should hope so. ^_^
**Broomcloset has left the chat**